Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Astarion/Tav (Baldur's Gate), Minthara Baenre/Tav, The Emperor/Tav (Baldur's Gate) Additional Tags: Minor Karlach/Tav (Baldur's Gate), Warlock Tav (Baldur's Gate), Human Tav (Baldur's Gate), Named Tav (Baldur's Gate), Bisexual Tav (Baldur's Gate), religious trauma, Gallows Humor, Revenge, Eye Trauma, Body Horror Summary:
If you were to show Luciana her ability scores, she’d lament even more that she was raised in a community cut off from the Weave, because it’s painfully obvious that she should have been a wizard. She’d be insulted by the abysmal WIS score, think on it, and then begrudgingly agree. She’d laugh at the CHA score, assuming it must be a mistake. After puzzling over it, she’d decide that lacking any sort of ‘EMP’ score for empathy in the game, high CHA had been the easiest way to represent how she seems to be able to make people feel listened to. Because she has far too much stage fright for actual charisma.
Unfortunately for everyone including her, Luciana doesn’t know she’s in a game, and on the day she decides she should get one free murder as a treat, the realms seem to have conspired to land her on the biggest stage imaginable. She’d be mad, except her Patron did promise her all and everything and forever. She’s not sure she wants it anymore, because as it turns out, the world contains a lot more suffering than her sheltered upbringing prepared her for.
Or: The horniest, most violent, and most self-indulgent playthrough I could muster, because why the fuck not. Enjoy.
