I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

I love when the weather says 'fuck you, get soaked,' to a single mile-wide or square-mile piece of land.

Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.

Transphobes trying to create a caricature of a trans person, every time: Okay so imagine this extremely hot cool person right-

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

#mycorner #mymonstrousneeds

if i was Eve i wouldnt have eaten the forbidden fruit personally i'd be playing with my pussaayyy

If you think about it, technically an airplane can only fly when there is human blood inside of it

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

the night is still young. i can do yoga and use my oil pastels. i can cut another fruit. i can write in my journal. i can make a poem. i can invite the figure outside my window in