Gay and Tired

lying to people in positions of power (landlords, rental agencies, employers) to get what u want (a flat, a job, whatever) is cool and u should do it more often.

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

Gandalfs big neutrals

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

Item: Pigeon Shoes; a cheaper version of Flying Shoes that occasionally get distracted by bread crumbs

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water