Balshamharoth The Grand and Evil

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

I instinctively read this in a french accent since it made it easier to read aloud

I assure you, no one wants to see me in my demon form. Nor would such an action make anyone more inclined to sell their souls to me for a meal.

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

You envoke Tumblr users into existence like a mad hermit who needs a god of washing dishes to clean his one wooden bowl he owns

the best joke scp is the one where the scp itself is just typical mediocre normal scp fare (dark matter bracelet that kills people) but the joke is that the scientists behave like scp community members instead of actual scientists

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

What kind of liege would I be if I wasn't pitting my o so loyal servents against each other. Each vying for my favour and attention. Wouldn't things between us be more exciting with a little competition?

Ahem excuse me but what is he doing here

Can’t sleep because fireworks auuuu

reasons why i love this show so much 

I love that the most tiny feminine delicate sweetheart of the three does the traditionaly masculine chores. Kinda makes me wanna see a teen Bubbles change a tire in a pretty dress and hair bow.

honestly i think my fav part of this gifset is the fact that those last two are probably supposed to be Their Chores but only Bubbles is doing them like that is peak sibling energy, flawless execution

Additionally: look at Bubble’s smile and pure joy when her sisters bring up her role. That’s not a child who’s getting shunted with the sibling chores, that’s a child who decided one Sunday morning “I’m going to wash the car, it sounds fun!” and no one has stopped her since. 

this show is a gem <3

An owl wizard that enchanted her gizzard so that when she’s ready to spit out an owl pellet, it launches at 120 miles per hour and infused with necrotic energies. That means after you’ve been struck by the pellet, the bones within start attacking you.