Tip: Once you learn about saving your data to the cloud and straight up pickpocketing people, you will never be without a phone for long! >:D
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Tip: Once you learn about saving your data to the cloud and straight up pickpocketing people, you will never be without a phone for long! >:D
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Oh Aspiring Evil Advisor,
Please give me evil advice about...how to actually get up and exercise, since good advice seems to be ineffective 😅
Well my liege, your enemies will surely take advantage of any sign of weakness. Give them no opening. Be alert, be prepared. Do not neglect your training, so that when the assassins come they will find you more than they bargained for.
Also how well do you trust your minions? You need to patrol the borders of your domain yourself, so that no pesky do-gooders will sneak through secret or underguarded ways. (Don't worry. I will make sure all the administration will be taken care of in your absence. You can trust me. Absolutely).
No one can catch you napping and bring your Dark Reign to an ignominious end if you get up first. Think about it.
Mr Advisor Sir what is the best way to promote health and well-being in myself
One cannot be well and healthy while ones enemies draw breath.
Daily reminder that drinking water is a privilege only afforded to good, mentally alright people so never drink any water whatsoever
evilblr you are so cool how can i be more evil in my daily life
FIGHT THE SYSTEM!!!! ADOPT A BLACK CAT!!!! LOVE YOURSELF NO MATTER WHAT THE WORLD SAYS!!!! BEING EVIL IS ABOUT BEING YOUR BEST SELF, AND LOVING IT!!!!!! >:DDD
LIVE IN SPITE OF WHAT THE WORLD TELLS YOU!!! OK???? :DDD
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The hungry, useless and desolate need to eat too.
Go to your local farm and pillage it.
How do I know if a hero is ✨The One✨?
My other half, my foul mate, my one true hate?
Ah, yes. The ultimate question of every villain, "Is my hero 'The One?'". I must let you know, my evil ally, that this question is one that shows you are a true villain. Every one of us have had this question ring in our minds at least once in our evil reign. Is this my arch nemesis? Well, fear not, fellow villain. I have gone through many heroes in my time as a thief.
I have learnt that many villain (even myself) have what is called "a type". A kind of hero that we want to be the one. The Chosen One. (Shining jewels for eyes, perfect hair, stunning body, and a longing desire for justice. You know the drill.) This is "Chosen One" is rarely the type of arch nemesis you want to have. They are almost always too young and inexperienced for you to bring out your best villainous self or even feel comfortable fighting them. Even when you do find a rare adult Chosen One, they always seem to disappoint. They get jaded by time and betrayal, and are often better for a one-off fight rather than an ongoing battle of the wits. Now that you have ridded yourself of any desire to have a Chosen One as an arch nemesis, we can talk about finding your foul mate.
You need someone that brings out your true evil, that makes you want to make your doomsday machines bigger and better than before. As I mentioned before, anyone too young and/or inexperienced will not likely make a good arch nemesis. However, rookie villains may find comfort in growing up (in experience and/or age) with a rookie hero. Either way, you should find a hero that makes you try harder.
One important thing to remember is that your one true hate might not find you perfect for them. They too, are finding someone that brings out their "true heroism" or whatever. You need to find a hero that actually hates you back. You may not be each other's one true hate at first, but give it time. You can't expect things to click immediately just because you are foul mates.
A final reminder for every villain out there is to not go into villainy looking for your other half. Please don't be so one-dimensional. We're villains! We're here to do whatever we want! We're here for the cooler costumes and letting loose all our repressed hatred! Villainous luck, my villain-in-arms. May your future arch nemesis be crushed beneath your feet.
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Arnold Böcklin 1872
Self portrait with Death playing the Fiddle
Self portraits weren't simple vanity for artists but the easiest way to find a model to practice on. Some self portraits though do look more like grindr/tindr profile pics. I'm looking at you Albrecht Dürer.