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tilkidud

doodle

creekfiend

the fact that "bargaining" is a stage of grief. + the fact that when I'm in extreme pain all I can do is lie on the floor and say "please please please" = we are such social animals. we really really really just have a brain that is wired for "surely there must be a way I can interact with someone else that will fix this" even under the most extreme of circumstances, where any rational thought will see a total absence of guys, such as when one is alone in the woods dying of exposure. humans have such a big hole inside us that's for "Someone Else" like a social placeholder such that we keep engineering stuff like religion in a million different ways in a million different places and times. we gotta have

1. social

2. narrative

and if none is provided to us we will make our own out of dirt and sticks

I love humans and I also find us kind of heartbreaking honestly

bri-wolfer

turned my fursona into a robot. for funsies 🤖🤖🤖

and a lil bonus:

fosbat

Vehemourn Artfight

Artfight Attack for Vehemourn >:3

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shithowdy

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

#Rob?! His NAME IS ROBERT REDBREST!

glowwormcentral-deactivated2021

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

hellenhighwater

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

toontwink

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh hello you’ve returned to us

hellenhighwater

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

I saw a this!

It is contained by the grid!

#bunny

funnyforsmile

capacity

Let’s all actually do this

proteusolm

unbearably cute animal

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icouldwritebooks

I put the ten baby rats on my bed, and gave them a dollhouse that I had lying around, to see what they would make of it. Clearly they enjoyed themselves.

squeakitties

the best part of getting ur driver’s license is that u can fuck your car unprotected

avakkins-alter

게게겍 | GeGeGek_

turns the pokeball inside out, giving you a fun philosophical problem

#How did i do that with my paws?#Don’t worry about it :3

kosmogrl

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xeansicemane

I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

xeansicemane

I might have made an error here

theodoradove

#here we have the classic case of tossing apollo's dodgeball in the air and standing directly under it as it comes down (via @qqueenofhades)

xeansicemane

I am eternally haunted by a moment of hubris, gotta be real.

reliableslimegal

Shoving my slime down your throat and watching my core squeeze through your tight little neck as I fill all of you with my goo.

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