strawberrie's post hole

"Suicide survivor" (again, not someone who survived a suicide attempt) is truly impressive as a concept. They managed to make a group even more repulsive than just "parent"

My kid killed themselves because I was awful, I'm going to start a charity that yells at newspapers for saying "committed suicide" instead of "completed suicide" or something, they really should be more considerate to us Suicide Survivors (knew someone who killed themselves) (not people who survived a suicide attempt)

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

The princess I kidnapped and keep locked in my tower recently got on tumblr and has since been complaining that I don't respect her 'hmphs' enough. I'm not sure she understands our relationship.

The new maid who took me to this nice summer home doesn't seem to be listening to me? Even though I'm literally going "hmph!"