sunrise parabellum

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

Smells like coin in elevator. Some one walked their pet penny ?

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

that one friend who cant stop getting nerfed

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

They should make a mother that doesn't inspire suicidal ideation in her children