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people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert
Why am I getting all twisty inside about turning 21 in July? I blinked and suddenly it was Juneβ¦ and now itβs June 20thβ¦ next thing you know itβs Ezio de lalalaβs birthday and then two weeks later MINE.
July 6th is coming too fast and I donβt care that Iβm getting older really I just feel weird about this birthdayβ¦ Iβm officially going to be in my twentiesβ¦ ππ°π«£
I bought about 4 AC games on sale on Steam and just yesterday I tried to play Unity for the first time.
β¦. Tell me WHY itβs trying to make me create a Ubisoft connector account and KEEPS TELLING ME THERE WAS AN ERROR PROCESSING MY REQUEST and to try again later.
Iβve BEEN trying for the last TWO DAYS and it WILL.NOT.LET.ME.IN.
1) I have tried to contact them and do a support ticket. It does NOT work bc it keeps telling me I have to have an account to contact them. And I cannot find the ticket support and now Iβm weary of EVEN THAT.
2) I have @ them on X and received no reply.
3) Their DMs are not open (bc they know they suck and this bug should not even be an issue)
4) I have tried on my phone: NOPE. I tried the website: NOPE. I have the app and tried on there: NOPE.
I am EXTREMELY UPSET bc I paid money for these games, I want to play them but they wonβt let me create a new account so that I CAN. Whatβs more itβs glitching out and saying Iβve played Unity for 40 minutes which is a LIE BECAUSE THE GAME WILL NOT EVEN OPEN WITHOUT THE CONNECTOR.
I feel scammed out of getting to play these games AND:
a) Why is the account creation bug STILL an issue? As many years as theyβve been in business, how much $$$ theyβve made over the years and theyβre a video game company so they should WANT people to play their games! How can they if thereβs a BUG THAT WONβT LET THEN CREATE AN ACCOUNT TO PLAY?!?!
b) I donβt want to refund these games but I AM half I bought them all on sale bc I would be heart attack angry if Iβd paid full price.
c) Why so they make it so hard to contact them?!
I am NOT happy right now and Iβm going to try the phone # but something tells me my prospects are dismal to say the least. The joy and excitement was completely sucked out of this experience bc it will not let create an account! I do not need a new account bc IβVE NEVER HAD ONE TO BEGIN WITH. I KNOW I havenβt bc the only AC Iβve played has been on the switch and the connector was NOT needed. I attempted to play on my PC for the first time and THIS is what I get.
Does anyone have advice on wth to do? I want to play these games and Ubisoft is just sucking the joy right out of the experience.
I bought about 4 AC games on sale on Steam and just yesterday I tried to play Unity for the first time.
β¦. Tell me WHY itβs trying to make me create a Ubisoft connector account and KEEPS TELLING ME THERE WAS AN ERROR PROCESSING MY REQUEST and to try again later.
Iβve BEEN trying for the last TWO DAYS and it WILL.NOT.LET.ME.IN.
1) I have tried to contact them and do a support ticket. It does NOT work bc it keeps telling me I have to have an account to contact them. And I cannot find the ticket support and now Iβm weary of EVEN THAT.
2) I have @ them on X and received no reply.
3) Their DMs are not open (bc they know they suck and this bug should not even be an issue)
4) I have tried on my phone: NOPE. I tried the website: NOPE. I have the app and tried on there: NOPE.
I am EXTREMELY UPSET bc I paid money for these games, I want to play them but they wonβt let me create a new account so that I CAN. Whatβs more itβs glitching out and saying Iβve played Unity for 40 minutes which is a LIE BECAUSE THE GAME WILL NOT EVEN OPEN WITHOUT THE CONNECTOR.
I feel scammed out of getting to play these games AND:
a) Why is the account creation bug STILL an issue? As many years as theyβve been in business, how much $$$ theyβve made over the years and theyβre a video game company so they should WANT people to play their games! How can they if thereβs a BUG THAT WONβT LET THEN CREATE AN ACCOUNT TO PLAY?!?!
b) I donβt want to refund these games but I AM half I bought them all on sale bc I would be heart attack angry if Iβd paid full price.
c) Why so they make it so hard to contact them?!
I am NOT happy right now and Iβm going to try the phone # but something tells me my prospects are dismal to say the least. The joy and excitement was completely sucked out of this experience bc it will not let create an account! I do not need a new account bc IβVE NEVER HAD ONE TO BEGIN WITH. I KNOW I havenβt bc the only AC Iβve played has been on the switch and the connector was NOT needed. I attempted to play on my PC for the first time and THIS is what I get.
Does anyone have advice on wth to do? I want to play these games and Ubisoft is just sucking the joy right out of the experience.
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I was today years old when I realized that Edward Kenway and Connor Kenway from Assassins Creed 3 and Black Flagβ¦
Grandfather and grandson???
BOTH MAKE NUT SHOTS!
As in they punch people in the balls when fighting πππ
I have NEVER seen Haytham Kenway do that when fighting but in Black Flag Edward has a move that does JUST THAT & in the final confrontation between Connor and Haytham (not giving spoilers) Connor punches his dad in the balls πππ
FRONT.AND.CENTER.
NO ONE can tell me that Connor didnβt get that from Edward I donβt care if they never knew each other - I officially head canon it.
This is the video from the awesome Mr.Edxwx and itβs at the 5:48-5:49 mark. Happens VERY quickly so you have to watch for it lol but the guard literally lays there in obvious SPAIN WITHOUT THE S πππ
These are some headcanons I have from Mafia 2 (got inspo from cut content)
Vito got into trouble a lot as a kid for his smart comments, teachers hated him and his mother subsequently forced him to attend church to adopt kindness like his older sister Frankie.
Joe has memorized all the Rickyβs Records advertisements and pissed Vito off by reciting them randomly.
Charlie (Carlos Lopez) hired Joe for several missions when Vito was in Italy, thatβs how Joe became affiliated with Giuseppe, Bruski and Henry Tomasino. Charlie and Joe bonded instantly over rock βn roll. Vito and Henry consider themselves too classy for it.
Whenever someone mentions Vitoβs upbringing he gets salty- not because heβs embarrassed but because he believes his father was responsible for everything he couldnβt have.
When they were slightly younger, Vito and Joe would street-race each other and a few of their old pals around Little Italy.
Vito enjoyed watching dog races, and wanted a dog of his own at some point- hence why there's pictures of dogs on his wardrobe at his mother's home. He mentioned it to Leo at some point in prison and they bonded over it- it reminded Leo of his conversations with Don Vinci and reminded Vito of conversations with his father on the few occasions he wasnβt absolutely wasted.
There was a big cockroach racing scene in prison. Pepe had his own one, which he became attached to. Either Brian or one of the guards killed it and Pepe was sent to the hole because he crashed out. That cockroach won a lot of money for him.
Joe remembers more good times with Vito and his dad than Vito does. He wishes to fix Vitoβs view on his father so Vito can heal, but it never happens.
Cats hate Vito and Joe likes to add sly comments whenever one passes by, such as βCanβt get any pussy, Vito?β, βThey usually purr for me.β and βThatβs the closest youβll ever get to a real pussy.β.
Henry knows how to play the clarinet and prefers instrumental music, Vito wished he had the opportunity to play piano (like his mother maybe before she moved to America?) and if Joe had to play an instrument it would be African drums or the dhol. Loud and proud, like him! Frankie is an excellent singer- her and Joe used to sing along to the radio whenever he visited Vitoβs place. Vito could sing, or hum a few tunes but youβd have to get him in a merry mood.
Vito showers twice a day, I donβt think he can rest until heβs showered- especially after serving two years. It gets worse after prison. But he hates washing dishes- his mother would make him and Joe do them as punishment when they were little. (Got this one because I physically cringe seeing the sinks in the game). Joeβs even more extra with hygiene, women love him because he smells the best.
Both of them love summer because itβs prime time for βbooze, broads and baseballβ. They do Henryβs head in because one time he let it slip that he prefers winter.
When it comes to food, Vitoβs a bit lazy. He can whip up a good meal if need be, but never usually for himself. One beer in the morning and a ham sandwich for dinner is all he needs. But he makes out to Joe that he eats well. Joe knows his way around most cuisine culture present in Empire Bay, prefers to eat rather than cook. Henry is probably the best cook out of all of them, knowing recipes like the back of his hand and introducing the pair to new combinations and such.
There was a new kid from Lost Heaven that joined school in Empire Bay. Said kid was proud of his home city, especially when it came to baseball. Vito and Joe were probably playing it with the other teen boys at some point and Joe whacked the ball straight into the new kidβs eye. All because he claimed the Lost Heaven Lancers were better than the Empire Bay Cannons.
Vito and Joe are extremely tight, obviously. But one of the reasons for this is because Joeβs bullying provided Vito with an outlet to get rid of his frustrations. Vito definitely beat up a lot of other kids because of his father. The life his mother taught him, about being a good and kind christian was something Vito felt never worked for him, he probably sees Joe as the one who taught him about βthe real worldβ.
Joe is the most brutal out of the trio and thatβs why Eddie and Carlo offered him to be a capo instead of Vito.
If he wasnβt a mobster, Henry wouldβve become a businessman or a corporate lawyer. Winning cases, especially lawsuits, would be such an ego boost for him. If he was a legit businessman it would be for premium cigars.
Vito learned how to cope with his emotions from his father. Drowning in a bottle. Thereβs a lot of subconscious behaviors heβs learned from his father- including facial expressions and body language.
Joe and Vito are huge pervs. (Sorry have you seen how often Vito checks women out?!) But I do feel that the military instilled a βlook but donβt touchβ mindset into Vito. Piled up with all the breaches of privacy from prison and religious sex education that was to scare rather than teach, heβs a bit shy when it comes to actually doing anything with women until heβs had a few. Probably why he didnβt sound overjoyed in the mission: Loving Memory of Francesco Potenza.
A lot of guys treat Vito like shit because heβs handsome. Derek and Steve definitely went a little extra on their first time meeting Vito because of that.ο»Ώο»Ώο»Ώο»Ώ
Henry isnβt purposefully trying to be mysterious, he just forgets to mention a lot of things about himself. His English might be so good because heβs always wanted to leave Sicily of his own volition to explore. ο»Ώο»Ώο»Ώο»Ώ
Joe gets his looks and fashion sense from his mother. The older women from their first neighborhood still confuse him with his mother. In fact, Joe also gets a lot of personality from her too.
Henry also forgets to say a lot of what heβs actually thinking out loud (in general conversation). His father taught him to keep his mouth shut when itβs not business, to keep from others being able to read Henryβs personality. Vito and Joe stuck out to him from the beginning because their close friendship broke down his own walls.
Henry is also more of a devout Christian because religious beliefs and practices have been adopted, adapted, or used to justify actions within mob structures so church almost feels like his father talking to him sometimes.
With Henryβs guidance, Vitoβs ability to get shit done and Joeβs out of the box thinking, they all could have eventually taken over and split Empire Bay into three- sort of like Morello and Salieri did. (I donβt believe that Henry was a rat)
Mafia Trilogy men... as parents- fathers- dads- half of the equation with a lady friend
Tommy Angelo
Canon: In canon Tommy has one daughter Julia and an unnamed son. Personally, this is outrageous to me lol - you telling me that this man- this stud- this walking advertisement for why adorable and sweet things exist only had TWO kids? I don't know how Sarah did it! How'd she keep her hands off him?!
Head canon: IMO he seems like a four-kid maximum, two kid minimum kind of man. He seems like a sleepy baby so the more kids there are the less sleep he and the wife can get, which is a no go.
HC Children: Four kids. Three girls and one boy. Julia came first, then her brother and then her two sisters. I like the idea of the first boy having the name Thomas Paul Angelo (yes, he's named for Paulie who I head canon as godfather of any of Tommy's children - IDK why I think proper responsibility would make Paulie kind of clean up his act...)
Paulie Lombardo
Canon: No children of Paulie Lombardo are known to canonically exist. A certain SOMEONE cut this beautiful tiramisu man off at what could have been his prime 'becoming a husband and father time' - so we'll never know if Paulie got his happy ending because his life was abruptly ended. Might I say... HAG MOVE HANGAR 13 - HAG MOVE!!!
Head canon: I really think that given the chance, Paulie would have been a great dad and husband. I think it would have been hard adjusting to the slower life and cutting certain things out. I HC that he quit drinking bc she made him so happy and when she confessed concerns about his health, he was all too happy to put the bottle down. She hates smoking he'll stop that too - it's not good for the little tyke anyway.
HC Children: Eight children total. Spread out. Five boys, three girls. Once he settled into family life he settled. He wants to give his kids what he didn't have. A loving father. (I once saw a headcanon where he had 6-12 KIDS like dayum! 3 boys & 3 girls or 6 boys and 6 girls whoowee!)
Needless to say, Paulie makes his mother very happy with all the grandbabies he and his wife give her.
Sam Trapani (*insert barf emoji here*)
Canon: No children of Samuel Trapani are known to exist canonically.
Head canon: This depends. I have a little head canon that he got Michelle pregnant, and she had the baby after leaving Lost Heaven. (I think she gets found and killed later on... not sure tho; I do also HC that she felt like something was going to happen, so she entrusted the baby to a good friend of hers) So there's that possible child. Also, Sam was a ladies' man so... he could have had an illegitimate child here and there - but I'm thinking it'd be a rare thing, especially if it was with a Corleone girl. You really think that a-hole manager would let one of his money makers have a baby, waste time and lose cash out of his pocket? No way. Unless he knew it was Sam's and feared repercussions? She was probably forced to take something.
HC Children: A daughter with Michelle. With her father's eyes and charm and her mother's beauty. If I put him with an OC of mine? Weeellll it varies. If he's a yandere he baby traps her with twin boys. If he's just Sam she manages to wrangle a boy and a girl out of him.
Vito Scaletta (might I say DAYUM he looks good in the photo above...)
Canon: No children of Vittorio Antonio Scaletta are known to exist canonically. (Unless you go on the very underdeveloped Mafia wiki fan page)
Head canon: Six children. Four boys and two girls. Vito seems the most domestic to me of the Mafia 2 men trio. I also - as per usual am delulu and do not accept the sad and untimely death of his mother SO Mama Scaletta is a nonna six times over and delighted! The girls look like Vito and three of the boys take after their mother with one being a perfect blend of them both.
HC Children: If Vito remains a made man (aka nothing bad that happens in the game happens & he goes to Vinci's family instead bc of Galante w/Joe following after Clemente's $5 grand 'initiation fee' scam) I would say six children. Four boys and two girls still. He makes more $$$ in this one and once the young and dumb nouveau riche thing wears off in his late twenties - he's a serious family man. A very sweet husband and dedicated papa. He has the money to keep his wife pampered and in a fine house, as he thinks she deserves, as well as take care of any baby they make.
If things go in canon and he gets shipped off to New Bordeaux, I'd say four kids. Three boys and one girl. His rascals and little princess. Only two of his three sons are invested in the "business" (ahem... CRIME) - while the other wants to be a doctor. His daughter is a wonderful chef and it's looking like she'll be taking over Vito's restaurant when he's ready to retire with the missus.
Henry Tomasino (Again I am delulu and not care if he died, he's ALIVE - damn you look good in that suit, who TH gave you permission to look so good? And that lil smile... I'd die if he gave it to me OMLIH)
Canon: No children of Henry Tomasino are known to exist canonically. (F-ING TRAGEDY HIS GENES HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL)
Head canon: Would be a good dad imo. Not too emotional, but he would love his kids. Strict, trad-Italian-Sicilian father, thoughtful and very loyal provider, and husband (to say nothing of the hidden passion I think this man REEKS of). Maybe he's not showy, but he makes up for it in actions and notices things and always remembers the small stuff. This man doesn't forget an anniversary or one of his babies' birthdays. I think he would be fine with either, but have a slight preference for sons - he's better suited to them after having all brothers himself growing up. I can see him doting on a beautiful little girl and enjoying the hell out of her clinging to his legs and stepping on top of his oxfords to dance. (Joe might ask, "Are those tiny footprints on ya leather oxfords?" and Henry would reply, "Yes. Yes they are." with a proud ass smile on his face)
HC Children: Hmmm, it depends on his situation, but I'd say anywhere from 3-6.
If he's gotten out of the mafia and he's in Witness Protection, I'd say fewer bc he'd have to be ready to haul his family off for protection if someone caught onto his trail.
If he's still made and doesn't get butchered bc he's SMART instead of da BIG DUMB and stays away from droogs - then he'd dip big time into those made man savings and really settle into the godfather (minus being a misogynistic ass) style life. A little garden in the back, quiet mornings with coffee and prayers uttered before breakfast, smiling softly as he watches his kids play in the backyard. Maybe lying on a chaise lounge in the library with his wife, holding hands and reading while listening to their daughter playing the piano, or helping his younger sons with their Sicilian and his older sons recite the catechism.
Just thinking of those boys running into Henry and his wife's bedroom early in the morning and jumping into bed to wake them up all rowdy, making them both laugh as they attempt to wrangle them. Once the boys are settled in their arms, happily tucked in between them, their daughter comes in all prim and proper and taps Henry's shoulder, holding her hands out. Henry just chuckles and reaches down to hoist his little girl into his arms to join the pile, and they all sleep for another hour.
Joe Barbaro
Canon: No children of Joseph Barbaro are known to exist canonically.
Head canon: LINCOLN CLAY. I don't care what anyone else says - HE.IS.JOE'S.SON. I will accept no other opinion. Muchas gracias, molto grazzi, merci beaucoup!!!
HC Children: Lincoln Clay. IDC what anyone says I breathe this theory into my lungs the same as oxygen, and it makes me feel fulfilled in my obssession with this game. If I pair him with an OC? Probably 2 girls and 1 boy - I think Joe enjoys the uhhhh 'physcial quality time' with the mother a lil TOO MUCH for it to be making a baby every time he's on her like wet is on water LOL.
Lincoln Clay (WHY.T.F.does he look so good covered in gasoline, vegetable oil, and blood? Why am I attracted to it??)
Canon: No children of Lincoln Clay are known to exist canonically.
Head canon: I'd say maybe... five. Three girls and two boys. They're all strong and kind like him and the best of their mother that Lincoln loves so much.
HC Children: Three girls and two boys, and they all look SO different from each other but all share VERY distinct traits of their mother and father. I personally ship him with an OC of mine who is a white woman (bc fxck 60's extremist racism - think if he runs New Bordeaux it would pave the way for other interacial couples to embrace their love openly, the way Lincoln and she would. BC he'd be so powerful no one could touch them in that AU). I think it would a situation of - some babies have Lincoln's skin, some have hers, and the other is a beautiful blend of both because honestly interacial genetics get SO interestingly complex LOL. I think he'd be very nervous but SO gentle and try so hard to love them as they deserve - and if someone is racist to his woman or children? Have fun moving underground permanently.
John Donovan (I swear every other scene he's smoking but why does he look so good doing it?? WHY?)
Canon: No children John Donovan are known to exist canonically.
Head canon: Now this lovable Irish a-hole never saw himself settling down. Falling in love with her and starting a family hit him in the face the same way Connor b-chface Aldridge used to. I think it's quite easy to imagine him as a flighty kind of guy when it comes to love and commitment - but after seeing a clip of him seeming sad that his NY girl dumped on him to marry some accountant, and Lincoln comforted him about it? I'm convinced that this man is like a chocolate cake - he's got layers. He wants love. He just hasn't been with the right one to give him the love he needs.
HC Children: This man has four girls. He just says girl dad to me for some reason... I think it's the non stereotypical mindset he has. Not being like everyone back then and giving people an equal chance and treatment. He seems like he wouldn't be an a-hole to a female CIA recruit just bc she's a female. A type of empowering man that doesn't look down on you for superficial stuff ya know? I think he'd raise all of his daughters to be lil knife weilding badasses and I just KNOW that Lincoln would either be the fun uncle or the god father, certainly somewhere in the picture as John's bestfriend.
(I seem to have two distinct images in my head... one is of a baby girl that has his hair and it's so curly and she's just the SWEETEST lil baby ever that LOVES her papa - and another where John is doing work and holding the baby in his lap as she takes a nap. I can distinctly imagine him with a little baby girl just snoozing peacefully against his chest as he goes over files or taps into phone coversations and it makes my heart flutter GOOD LORD)
Note: I realized while making this post that only ONE of these men canonically has a child/children. Tommy has a daughter and a son. The only way this would change is if the *Joe's Son* conspiracy theory was accepted aka Lincoln Clay being the unknown love child of Joe. Other than that? No other character on this list has children - at least that we know of. (Personally I DO accept the conspiracy theory)
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The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board
I actually REALLY like him here (pornstache and all)
He looks like a kicked puppy here WTH
On September 12th, 1731 Shay Patrick Cormac was born as the Irish luck maker, and has remained since for many years- if youβre lucky he might give you some the human four leaf clover π
I have missed so many birthday posts I LOATHE myself RN
(I LOVE this gif for them dio mio)
Happy birthday to Jacob and Evie Frye!! πππ
Born on November 9th, 1847 - one male and one female, four minutes apart, of equal height and mischief the Frye twins came into the world to kick blighter behind and discover pieces of Eden as easy as breathing.
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