Why hello how art thou doing?

Exactly how I feel 😂

Feel free to drop below what you did for your birthday this year!

Why am I getting all twisty inside about turning 21 in July? I blinked and suddenly it was June… and now it’s June 20th… next thing you know it’s Ezio de lalala’s birthday and then two weeks later MINE.

July 6th is coming too fast and I don’t care that I’m getting older really I just feel weird about this birthday… I’m officially going to be in my twenties… 😭😰🫣

I bought about 4 AC games on sale on Steam and just yesterday I tried to play Unity for the first time.

…. Tell me WHY it’s trying to make me create a Ubisoft connector account and KEEPS TELLING ME THERE WAS AN ERROR PROCESSING MY REQUEST and to try again later.

I’ve BEEN trying for the last TWO DAYS and it WILL.NOT.LET.ME.IN.

1) I have tried to contact them and do a support ticket. It does NOT work bc it keeps telling me I have to have an account to contact them. And I cannot find the ticket support and now I’m weary of EVEN THAT.

2) I have @ them on X and received no reply.

3) Their DMs are not open (bc they know they suck and this bug should not even be an issue)

4) I have tried on my phone: NOPE. I tried the website: NOPE. I have the app and tried on there: NOPE.

I am EXTREMELY UPSET bc I paid money for these games, I want to play them but they won’t let me create a new account so that I CAN. What’s more it’s glitching out and saying I’ve played Unity for 40 minutes which is a LIE BECAUSE THE GAME WILL NOT EVEN OPEN WITHOUT THE CONNECTOR.

I feel scammed out of getting to play these games AND:

a) Why is the account creation bug STILL an issue? As many years as they’ve been in business, how much $$$ they’ve made over the years and they’re a video game company so they should WANT people to play their games! How can they if there’s a BUG THAT WON’T LET THEN CREATE AN ACCOUNT TO PLAY?!?!

b) I don’t want to refund these games but I AM half I bought them all on sale bc I would be heart attack angry if I’d paid full price.

c) Why so they make it so hard to contact them?!

I am NOT happy right now and I’m going to try the phone # but something tells me my prospects are dismal to say the least. The joy and excitement was completely sucked out of this experience bc it will not let create an account! I do not need a new account bc I’VE NEVER HAD ONE TO BEGIN WITH. I KNOW I haven’t bc the only AC I’ve played has been on the switch and the connector was NOT needed. I attempted to play on my PC for the first time and THIS is what I get.

Does anyone have advice on wth to do? I want to play these games and Ubisoft is just sucking the joy right out of the experience.

I was today years old when I realized that Edward Kenway and Connor Kenway from Assassins Creed 3 and Black Flag…

Grandfather and grandson???

BOTH MAKE NUT SHOTS!

As in they punch people in the balls when fighting 😂😂😂

I have NEVER seen Haytham Kenway do that when fighting but in Black Flag Edward has a move that does JUST THAT & in the final confrontation between Connor and Haytham (not giving spoilers) Connor punches his dad in the balls 😂😂😂

FRONT.AND.CENTER.

NO ONE can tell me that Connor didn’t get that from Edward I don’t care if they never knew each other - I officially head canon it.

This is the video from the awesome Mr.Edxwx and it’s at the 5:48-5:49 mark. Happens VERY quickly so you have to watch for it lol but the guard literally lays there in obvious SPAIN WITHOUT THE S 😂😂😂