BaldManProblems

Hi folks,   My first collection of short stories and poems is now available on Kobo. Kobo is handy because you can download to any electronic device. So if you are looking for your next read and are curious about the mysteries of Hobo Dancing, diary writing zombies, then this book is for your fine self.   All the love,   Bald Man (Click ME!)

That’s a new one

I was idle at the information desk when a man came up to me in a rush. Phil: “Hey! I’m looking for books on recorders.” Me: “Howiya!?…I’m not too sure about books but we do have recorders. If you come over with me we can see if there’s something there.” We arrive over at the music section and there’s no books. Me:”Sorry, mate, there’s nothing.” Phil: “No,no! Not books! I’ve lost someone who was…

I’m on Kindle! 

Hi folks! My first collection of short stories and poetry is now available on Kindle.  If you’re looking for some lighthearted stories with elements of black humour then this is sure to entertain.  COGS

Fancy some Bald Man Art?

Hi there, My artwork is now available for purchase. If there is anything you see that you would like drop me a line. You can follow the link here to my page. I hope you like what you see and to hear from you soon. Either way, enjoy the page. Thanks for your time. Much love, Bald Man

I’m back on the creative wagon!

Hello, my fine followers. I hope this post finds you well and that you are also well and the day/evening/night are treating you equally well…that’s a lot of wells… Anyway, the reason for this post. I’ve created a Facebook page to showcase my art. If you have a spare moment and would like to check it out you can follow the link here https://www.facebook.com/ArtBaldMan/ Hope you like it! All the…

The air was fresh and felt good to inhale and exhale yesterday. My love slice and myself were wandering around the City Centre and decided to drop into an art gallery to view an exhibition that was going on. We had to ring to gain access to the gallery.  Upon entry we were greeted by a stuffy bald fellow who made no effort with us. He was one of those stuffy types who got off on licking discarded…

Hi there, I’m involved with a new poetry/music project and wanted to share it with you all. I hope you like it.  

I seem to have forgotten…

I sat down for my first lecture of the day and wrote out the module title. That was fine. The trouble came when I began to write out the date. There was no issue of me writing down the date and month, the bothersomeness came with the year. I turn to my classmate. Me: “Stupid question, but are we 2015 or 2016?” Bern: “Are you serious?” Me: “I am, yeah.” Bern: “It’s 2016!” Me: “Ah, grand! Thanks.”…

Second poo of the day. I never knew my bowels could move that way. To much wine the other day. I can’t write poetry. When I do it’s pretty shit. #BaldManProblemPoetry 

I went there…

My first conversation with my music lecturer ended with me announcing to her that I love everything.  What a great first impression she must have of me. # BaldManProblems

Sometimes…

Sometimes I forget I’m bald and have tattoos. # BaldManProblems

It’s all fun and games until…

I’ve started trying to wear more lose fitting boxers instead of the bottom-sac hugging ones I usually wear in order to have a better sense of freedom when I walk around.  This is all well and good but there are moments when I forget if I have put on underwear.  This happened to me at the bus stop this morning. I was standing there, waiting away. A mother and her daughter where a little way down…

Things not to do…

Things not to do on Dublin Bus. Stare intently at someone coming up the stairs because you think you know them and then, when you realise you don’t, all you can do is pretend you were looking out the window. # BaldManProblems

A gentle drizzle was falling from the sky as I made my way to the bus stop. This was a nice sensation to feel on my face. It was like little fingers were poking it quite sporadically. There was also the sound of singing birds in the trees. I thought this was bliss until I arrived at my bus stop. Standing about 5ft tall was a man with an ear bud wedge deep within his ear. With each twitch of his…

That’s not advisable

Never make eye contact with a grinning man who has exerted himself after climbing the stairs of a bus. You’re guaranteed a wink and a laugh.  # BaldManProblems

Man Flu is a crafty one

The Father has been run down with Man Flu this week. I was concerned for him, but I didn’t think much of me catching it because of my youth. I said aloud while dancing around the room: “Haha! Man Flu.  Come at me, bro! You can’t touch me. I’ve nothing to worry about.  I’m in good shape.  I’m never sick. You haven’t got a chance against my immune system. I am *cough, cough*.” I sit down as a fit…