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We can be deceived by believing what is untrue, but we certainly are also deceived by not believing what is true. We can be deceived by appearances, but we certainly are also deceived by the sagacious appearance, by the flattering conceit that considers itself absolutely secure against being deceived. Which deception is more dangerous?
Could I request Dr Ratio revealing that he's married and everyone just goes "what?" ? Poor Ratio gets bombarded with questions about who his spouse is, why did they choose him, etc.
âDoctor, you're married?!â
Summary: Dr. Veritas Ratio, a brilliant and often aloof member of the Intelligentsia Guild, shocks his colleagues by revealing that he is married. The announcement sparks a flurry of questions as the guild members are left stunned and curious about his mysterious spouse, leading to Ratioâs rare, cryptic responses about the uniqueness of their relationship and the reasons behind their choice.
Tags: Ratio x Reader, Fluff, Humor, Mystery, Surprises, Confession.
Warnings: Mild language, arrogance, light teasing
The grand hall of the Intelligentsia Guild was abuzz with activity. Members from every corner of the universe had gathered for the annual Symposium of Wisdom, and as always, Dr. Veritas Ratio commanded attention. His sharp, calculating gaze swept over the crowd, taking in the latest developments in research, eager to challenge, refine, and improve them. A figure of intellect and authority, Ratio was often surrounded by his disciples, eager to absorb every word that came from his lips.
Today, however, something unusual was about to happen.
Ratio stood before a podium, a holographic display flickering behind him, showing intricate patterns of equations and theories. His hair swayed gently as he turned to the audience, his eyes gleaming with excitement as he spoke.
âIndeed, the hypothesis Iâve been working on regarding the nature of dimensional folding is nearly complete,â he said, his voice dripping with confidence. âThe implications of my findings will revolutionize our understanding of spacetime. Howeverââ
He paused dramatically, his eyes scanning the room as if daring anyone to challenge him. The silence was heavy with anticipation.
ââI have a personal announcement to make.â
A collective murmur rippled through the crowd. Ratio, always so focused on his work, rarely shared personal details. Whispers of speculation began circulating.
âFor years, I have dedicated my life to the pursuit of knowledge, to dismantling the walls of ignorance,â Ratio continued, his tone softer, almost uncharacteristically vulnerable. âAnd in that time, I have found someone who shares my passion... someone who has, against all odds, chosen me as their partner.â
The words hit the room like a thunderclap. The attendees, who had long known Ratio as the brilliant, aloof scholar, were now in a state of collective shock.
âWhat?!â one member gasped from the front row. âYouâre married?â
âWaitâwait a minute!â another voice chimed in, disbelief coloring their tone. âYouâre married? To whom?â
Ratioâs gaze narrowed, and his expression shifted, becoming the usual blend of smug self-assurance and mild irritation. âYes, I am married,â he said, folding his arms across his chest. âAnd yes, it is quite unexpected. But I assure you, my spouse is a person of remarkable intellect. Perhaps even more so than many of you.â
The room erupted into a chorus of questions, everyone eager to know more. A flurry of hands shot up, and Ratioâs patience began to wear thin.
âDr. Ratio, who is it?â asked one scholar, almost falling out of their chair in their eagerness. âHow could anyone possibly choose you as a spouse? Youâreâwell, youâre... Dr. Veritas Ratio! Youâre impossible to approach!â
âAre they a genius, too?â another person asked. âOr did they settle for you because of your... accomplishments?â
The rapid-fire questions only seemed to irritate Ratio further. His expression hardened as he raised a hand, signaling for silence.
âEnough!â he snapped, his voice ringing out like a command. âI do not owe you any further explanations. The fact remains that my spouse has the wisdom to recognize true potential when they see it.â He glanced around the room, his eyes narrowing slightly. âIt is precisely because they are not like the rest of you that they are a perfect match for me.â
The crowd fell quiet, the audacity of Ratioâs statement sinking in.
âSo⌠theyâre... not a scholar?â one voice dared to ask.
Ratioâs eyes glittered. âNo. Not a scholar,â he said, a small smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. âTheyâre far more... practical than that.â
âAnd they chose you?â another person asked, a note of incredulity in their voice.
âIâm not here to discuss the reasons for their excellent taste in choosing a spouse,â Ratio shot back, his posture unbending. âHowever, I will say this: My spouse values substance over superficiality, and their brilliance lies in recognizing what others cannot. And, yesâthey chose me.â
For a moment, there was an awkward silence. The room seemed to be processing the sheer audacity of Ratioâs revelation. How could someone who had always been the epitome of intellectual superiority possibly be⌠married? To someone?
âWho are they?â a voice finally broke through, cutting through the stillness. âI mean, really. Who would marry someone like you, Doctor?â
Ratioâs eyes flickered briefly with something akin to amusement, but it was gone almost as quickly as it had appeared. âIâm not here to satisfy your curiosity. My spouse is beyond your understanding. Letâs leave it at that.â
"But..." someone piped up again, unable to resist. "You said they're not a scholar. What makes them so special?"
Ratio stood up straighter, his presence commanding the room with a newfound confidence. "You see, while you all waste your time dissecting every molecule of thought and idea, my spouse works in the real world. They use their knowledge and their intellect to bring about actual change. To improve lives. To create."
The room was filled with silence once more. Some attendees exchanged glances, trying to fathom what Ratio meant.
âWho are they?â the same scholar asked again, more quietly this time.
Ratio paused. His usual arrogance softened, just for a moment, as he scanned the room. "Perhaps," he said after a beat, "it is not the who that matters, but the why. They chose me not for my degrees, my titles, or my intellect alone. They chose me for my purposeâand because, unlike many of you, I am not a fool."
The cryptic answer left the room with more questions than answers. For a long while after, whispers echoed around the hall, a flurry of speculation and astonishment. And Ratio? He simply stood there, a satisfied smirk on his face, basking in the rare moment of intrigue he had created.
It was clear: He had shocked the entire Intelligentsia Guild, and in doing so, had solidified his belief in one thingâknowledge may be the key to everything, but mystery? Well, that was a whole new level of power.