The Night Time Things That Go Bump

Had a coworker tell me they hadn’t texted once because of the time. “I didn’t want to wake you.”

people using the I’m just a girl song for their little videos but making them short enough to crop out the part of gwen stephani yelling that’s all you’ll let me be

There will be millions of actions like this over the coming years. An important thing to remember is that for them to work (anywhere, not just libraries) is people absolutely can’t announce that this is what they are doing.

We sending our greatest warriors to the front lines

please, my dog, he is sick

wow this is the complete opposite of my... *checks ezyvet*... 887 lb rat

RNos-es? I don't think they exist.

But once God saw that he existed, he was not amused. Sheer existence horrified him, because he recognized that nothingness is better than being. So God longed for nothingness. Since, however, he could not immediately negate his existence, he decided on a suicide by proxy. God would destroy himself through other things, by creating the world and fragmenting his existence into a multitude of individual things. To achieve his goal of complete non-existence, the total serenity of nothingness, God had to create the world as the necessary means toward his self-destruction.