theyre gonna need an intimacy coordinator for me and this calzone

John Christopher Jones, Design Methods

when they took their pumpkins off I felt my body produce Anger chemicals. put those back on!!!! I wanted to believe you were pumpkin people.

exactly so. don't ruin the illusion. i want to believe

ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤣⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀  ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ 😂⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀🤣 ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 😂⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ😂⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ😂⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ🤣⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎😂⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎😂 ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ 🤣⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ 😂︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀😂 ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ᅠᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀🤣ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ😂⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀😂 ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀😂 ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀😂 ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀😂ᅠ⠀︎ ︎🤣⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 😂⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀🤣 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ 😂⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ᅠ⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎😂⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎🤣⠀ ⠀ᅠ😂⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀🤣 ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ😂 ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀😂 ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ😂⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀😂ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ 😂⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ😂⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ 😂⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 😂⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀😂ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀🤣 ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ🤣⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ 😂⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀🤣 ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀😂ᅠ⠀︎

i thought the person in front of me in line at the pharmacy was around my age and then they gave their birth date and i almost fell to the floor who the fuck gets born in 2007 are you out of your mind

i need to buy three potatoes one onion and a bottle of lemonade today. if i forget any of these my entire life will be fucked beyond repair forever and all of my blood will explode

give me another amulet im not driving

Wait im meant to forgo the amulets when i drive?

driving under the influence of the amulet is worse than six beers

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

Youtube needs a “never recommend this or anything remotely like this to me ever again” button.