wait what

​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an online polyamorous white genxer from the Pacific Northwest who just got a new crystal necklace and is using it as an excuse to post a tit pic to a chorus of praise from excitable bearded pagans & bisexual barnes and noble employees who do burlesque

I love reading this each time I see it it’s like the golden ratio of words

Jettison is like one of the top 10 words in the english language, get that fucking thing out of here at a notable velocity

[*opens trapdoor directly underneath you*]

Tch. Would've been funnier with breasts 🤣

excuse me?

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

yeah ill reblog that

ok

he looks different. in like the worst way

how did you find this post i dont remember making it

I used magnets

scp foundation thinks i mind control people to escape my enclosure but im actually just asking really really niceys

me too pal

hey wait you're supposed to be in your enclosure

dont even worry about that

It’s time.

*italian guy watching them build that* huh. thats probably fine

oh my GOD

bro stop cartoonishly electrocuting me and showing my bones you know im insecure about them