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@alectolyte
they hate each other.
hey bestie you forgot the poll
oh sorry
would you kill and eat these animals?
yes
no
I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.
sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again
would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?
yes
no
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i cant find the yamada ryo 🏳️🌈👍 image...
i remade it how i remembered it 🏳️🌈👍
yamada ryo transgender momence 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️👍🏻
For the longest time ever I didn't realize the song Californication was Cali and Fornication. I thought it was Californiacation as in turning things into California. ForceCali
You want to go to Los Angeles so bad. Mommy wants you to go stand by the Hollywood sign and take photos in Redwood National State Park
every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway
“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”
— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)
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and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team
Hell Song
Just introduced my fiancee to this masterpiece and watched her expression cycle through all 5 stages of grief in rapid succession
If you didn’t click play on that video before reading this, and are considering scrolling back up to listen while thinking “it can’t be that bad”, i invite you to think up the worst possible song your brain can muster
now stop
fool
you’re actually thinking up a song, stop that
now imagine: think of what a loud (but not yelling) 8 year old would word salad while pressing all the keys on a demo synthesizer keyboard at circuit city in the year 1994
now imagine a witch kisses that child on the top of their little head, and that child magically transforms into a perfect genetic copy of 38 year old Paul McCartney
….and keeps singing and going ham on that keyboard like nothing just happened
now you are ready
listen to the song
ちゃいろネズミつれてかれた…
ちくしょーですよ…
She takes my brown mouse... It's just goddamn
A truly great recliner is not just a gift to yourself. It's a present to your entire family, because they'll get some glorious moments alone after you pass out in it while watching the game. Even well before Ted Laz-E-Boy died from being crucified (recreationally) in 1962, people have been enjoying the recliners he left behind.
You are not as special as your kindergarten teacher told you that you are. Let's look at your home's seating configuration. Sure, you've probably got a couch or a sofa – Laz-E-Boy makes those too, they just don't try very hard – but they're not the same. Sleeping on a couch is sloppy, piggish. Sleeping in a recliner? Comfort. Think of it as being in the business class of your living room.
Or, if you're into cars, and we all know everyone on Earth is, there's another way to visualize it. Remember bench seats? Back when cars came with those, it was like driving around on a big sofa. You shared the same ass-cushion with everyone else in the car. Whenever you had to take a sharp corner, you were either holding on to the door card or the dashboard to keep from falling onto the driver. A recliner? That there is a bucket seat, like in a race car. A race car... for television.
We hope to be seeing you down at the mall. We're having an eternal going-out-of-business sale, and you can get discounts of up to 70% off the ugliest recliners we couldn't sell anywhere else. It's real easy to find us, too. Here at Laz-E-Boy, we're the only store left in your local mall, like a jungle fungus slowly breaking down an infested corpse. A jungle fungus, that is, of comfort.
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woa-oah black betty, bangarang (BASS)
skrillex noises
i had to add 8 seconds of silence to get past the DMCA filter because apparently tumblr has a DMCA filter
exactly what i had in mind thank you so much
yknow, i think the silence adds anticipation
small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:
She's cute, I will call her pink fuck for now
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now
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some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal
new better call saul spin-off: a demolition crew in albuquerque is destroying the ground of the old meth lab seeking the legendary heisenberg’s treasure. they find an old ornate coffin at the bottom of it, with the words ‘LALO’ engraved on it. noting that it’s locked from inside, they decide to open it as the sun is about to set…
we see a little kid in florida stealing a pie from a windowsill. a dramatic close-up reveals the legendary mcgill birthmark…
