Questionable At Best

would laugh at you for liking stuffed animals but would secretly have a spider one or one of those plague doctor ones or something

reptile person (not like a reptilian lmao, like a cat or dog person), specifically snakes and maybe iguanas

has a really weird hype song

prefers being a little too cold vs a little too warm (nO! he likes it cold)

would think you’re a punk ass bitch for liking seltzer water then tries it and becomes obsessed

if you came out to him he’d be like “and? wasn’t it obvious?”

meditates

HATES toes

more of a necktie than a bow tie person

neat freak

favorite mediums would be either pen, graphite, or colored pencils

not affected by gore, has done the Run the Gauntlet challenge and won like at least three separate times

cheats at board games

makes up fake rules for chess like “oh oops! your queen had a torrid affair with one of my knights and your king found out and had her killed! damn, sucks for you i guess haha”

Homelander got the reader the greatest gift of all for Christmas.

devious old men especially

our boy

our baby

pumpkin

our sweetie