Spread My Spores

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

everyone is always fighting and hurting each other. i will put an end to this through conquest and subjugation

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

I see we’re all doing well,

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

looks great!

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

i have breakfast then lunch then sexual lunch and then dinner