♔ the devil is a bombshell blonde

kevin is everyone's pretty princess fr like it's crazy even riko couldn't say no to him kevin said i want andrew on court and riko was like we get andrew then he said i want to major in history and riko was like we major in history then he wanted jean at usc because he loves usc so now jean is at usc he wants night practice he gets night practice he wants to be the best exy player now there's no way anyone can surpass him it's just how it's done kevin gets what kevin wants and i wouldn't have it any other way

genuinely none of us would survive a book from kevin day's perspective

kevin has a super secret mood that literally only andrew and nicky can tell when he’s entered; it’s called I Need A Crunchwrap Supreme Or Else

For the last time Neil is not oblivious he's just so busy playing 5d chess with everyone he meets that the concept of regular chess baffles and bores him. Matt what do you mean I should hook up with a cheerleader can't you see I'm busy waging psychological warfare on a Frenchman.

are you mad at me? would you like to be

to be fair the most in-character thing neil "i have to blend with the shadows" josten did was giving up the fact that he could speak french for the whole purpose of starting shit up with kevin

i feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that for the entire aftg series until baltimore the majority of the foxes thought neil had parents and family in millport

latching onto characters that have “i’m already dead at the start of this story” written on their foreheads like that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read

the whole book centers around neil being good at exy or at least passionate enough to become really good at exy and every time a fic mentions how good at exy neil is i'm over here like: that is my baby!!!! look at him go!!

So I’m reading tfc for the twenty-teenth time and all I can think is damn Neil’s eyes must be tired from wearing contacts 18 hours a day.