dogcoded catboy

So many characters should be permanently disabled in multiple ways or AT THE VERY LEAST have severe chronic pain but everyoens a coward so no one writes the effects of the injuries they inflict </3

you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

"but tumblr--" i'm going to stop you right there. any fandom discourse on tumblr is carefully curated from a select group of mutuals. not an algorithm ran rage factory cesspool like fucking twitter. they're 100% not the same.

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

I don’t know who needs to hear this but there is always a way to turn your fav character into a more disgusting immoral predatory version of themselves <3 never give up

the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

Everybody's masc until MIKA comes on

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.