Take a gamble that love exists

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

Oh so you think you have hoes? That’s interesting... name 5

Who’s this guy? -_-

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

This was an adventure from start to finish

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

Such a classic

Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like “Oh, are you a thirsty little boy?” And a grown-ass man sitting there said “i guess I am,” as he took a sip of his beer and then he realized I was not talking to him and looked completely horrified

#id fuck him

Needed.

Healing takes time... please search for help if it's too much to bear❤ you deserve living freely ❤❤❤ we all do