Aleks(andr)

Didn't mean to use that picture

what's his #?

are you asking me for Jensen Ackles' number

god this website used to be dope

well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

World Heritage Post

why is his avatar a cracker

His username is antfucker98 and you’re gonna ask why his avatar is a cracker

im a girl

Thank God all these people are dead

i’m still alive. i still talk to diggledagger regularly too he’s a friend of mine

Well now I feel guilty. Sorry

it’s ok. you could still feel happy at the thought of me not being alive if you want

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

i have GOT to pee more

THIS IS A UTI POST NOT A PEE FETISH POST THIS TIME

me looking at the enormity of my desire