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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Show & Tell
Keni
Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola

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Peter Solarz

Andulka

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shark vs the universe
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you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

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this bunny needs a cane to hop around
i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles
Pictures before the final product, for once!
It’s been fun and learning to work on my project (Trannequin), getting to talk with different people and hear their different voices and stories!
I’m looking forward to the day when I can share the whole thing with everyone, even tho I wish to never be done! (Will just have to make multiple editions if people still want to do it after the first one!)
(Having to tag it as “mature”, just in case. Don’t want to get hidden like on f-ing FB)
my mansion is in fucking shambles. my maids are incompetent and im not convinced they know how dishes work
You sweep them
NO!!!!!!!
Vacuum?
EAT!!!! YOU EAT OFF OF PLATES!!! AND THEN YOU WASH THEM!!!!!!!
ohhh i'm drink them. okay 💛
do NOT SWEEP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bucky Barnes is my favorite Disney Princess👑
If you have ever known anyone with a kink for being hit, or beat up, or raped and you're okay with them, you also gotta be okay with the people who's kink it is to do the hitting, the beating, or the raping. At the end of the day, we're adults playing pretend, and that's it.
With every single sub i have the first thing we ever do is establish the safe word (stoplight system), and the non-verbal safe word in case they can't talk for any reason. If I can't tell where the sub is at, I will ask them point blank what is their color, and if they can't give a response, we stop. The goal is to make the other person feel good, including pain, and the most important part us knowing your subs limits and LISTENING to them. I will *never* hurt a sub in a way that they have not explicitly expresssed interest in.
Makes sense to me. The “getting hit” kink requires a “hitting” kink. It’s like Transformers. Megatron can’t exist without Optimus Prime.
yes Steve, its exactly like Megatron and Optimus Prime from Transformers
Official silly sign
Things people hate hearing:
You are capable of harm
You have some level of power and agency
Ergo it is your responsibility to communicate your needs and boundaries
If you lie to someone about something being okay when it isn't, that is on you
Something being a trauma response doesn't exempt it from harming your relationships and the other people in them
Enabling your trauma responses will not make them go away, and it is your responsibility to work on yourself for your own wellbeing as well as the people around you
Being A Victim cannot be a pillar of your identity forever, and being victimized does not make you incapable of harming other people (see above)
You are not a mouse in a jean jacket you are an eel with a gun / adult human being who can use your words even if it's Scary
Having a personality disorder doesn't make you evil but you have got to get off of Personality Disorder Tumblr (see above, re: enabling)
Deep sigh. You want me to ~be compassionate~ here's the compassionate answer: your trauma will tell you you're a helpless child forever and you need to Not Think This Way for yourself (living under the assumption you're still in danger whether you actually are or not) and everyone else who has to tiptoe around your Sensitivity. That's how you break the cycle and you can only do this by accepting responsibility for your actions. And it seems like a small semantic thing but imo step one is calling yourself a survivor instead of a victim. Self identifying with your victimhood helps No One. You lived, now get up
I have said it before and I will say it again:
If you define yourself by your suffering you are perpetuating your own suffering because you cannot let it/you end
You have to define yourself by something other than your suffering and be walking forward with the idea that the suffering either has an end date or can be improved
If your whole identity depends on you suffering by ending your suffering you are ending your sense of self
Get a hobby (genuine)
Learn a skill
Find a passion
Find things (not just one) that you can build a sense of identity that isn't rooted in suffering

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this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]
[bravely] women in tv and movies should also have hairy armpits more often because it would be hot if they did
was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.
i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

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it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.
if I said I was going to a taekwondo class would you feel the need to tell me kicking people on the street is bad or.
Today’s Ollie Updates
It has become a nightly routine now that whenever I go into the bathroom to get ready for bed, my boy MUST be carried around to inspect the ceiling on my head or on my shoulders, and MUST attempt to sit on the shower curtain rod, rub his cheeks on the shower head, and climb on top of the door.
Normally I keep the door steady and he waits for me to prepare a safe landing before getting on the door.
TODAY my darling son decided that he was perfectly capable of sitting on the door WITHOUT ME, and predictably lost his balance almost immediately as the hinge swivelled. Who could have predicted this
Watching my son begin to slip, I mode under him, and was thankfully able to catch him with my hands over my head
After realizing he is in fact still but a mere mortal, my precious little boy decided that he was done being Up and would very much like to be Down now
Normally this would be a great time for him to scamper down to sit on my shoulder, from where it would not be difficult to jump onto the counter
I saw him decide to do this with just enough time to know that he would fail, as my shoulder would not be there with my hands above my head
I could not lower him, as he still had one back leg on the wrong side of the door, and forcing the movement before he was ready might very well overextend a ligament
In the sort of split second moment with which a dying man sees his life flash before his eyes, I ran through every calculation my mind could conjure
There was, I accepted, only one acceptable solution which assured minimal harm to both parties involved
I let him springboard off of my face
He landed unharmed
After affirming that he was okay, I inspected myself and found a single small but surprisingly deep scratch along the side of my head
[this will scar. I have many scars already. I’ve already decided that this one will be my favourite.]
Once calm, Ollie then begged me to turn on the shower for him
I figured I had to clean the cut anyways. Why the hell not
I let my lovely little. Ollie sit on my shoulder in the shower like an asinine black parrot and watched him go apeshit
Perhaps TOO apeshit
Unfortunately I did eventually have to put him down in his tub chair so I could actually get clean
He sat there soaking wet with his big wide baby eyes and cried to be let back in
I gave up after a minute, rinsed off the soap, and brought him back in to continue swatting at the spray
After, he refused to let me help dry him off, crying pitifully whenever I touched him with my towel
We are both soaking wet
He is licking his toes dry by my bed
I love my big weird baby
Image Attached: Big Wet Baby Who Promises To Behave Himself This Time, Please Please Please Please Please