Randomness of a weird mind

“Twelve and a quarter inches…pleasantly springy. It’s in fine condition…You treat it regularly?“

“Polished it last night,” said Cedric, grinning.

Harry looked down at his own dick. He could see finger marks all over it.

He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it.

Lucius Malfoy look up. His skin appeared yellowish and waxy in the firelight, and his eyes were sunken and shadowed. When he spoke, his voice was hoarse.

“My Lord?”

“what are you writing?”

“it’s a….story.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“…uh…”

Because it’s summer and I just explained this to a friend. Behold: 

The Honeybee 

Absolute friend. Makes honey. Not aggressive unless you’re messing with it/near its hive. Dies after it stings you. Very sad. Stinger is left behind though so get it out fast (it’s still pumping venom). Sting will hurt, swell, and possibly get itchy. 

The Bumblebee 

Total friend. Don’t make honey but we love them anyway. Super non-aggressive. Could sting multiple times but really isn’t going to unless you’re mean to it. They just want to pollinate things. 

Carpenter Bees

These guys look evil, but they’re not. REALLY. They’re big. Like fly-by-your-face-and-you-might-scream big. But it’s okay. They’re chill. Basically the stoner of bees. The males can’t even sting. They’re gonna do far more damage to the wood around your house/deck than your person (that’s where they drill to make their nests - looots of holes)

Yellow-jacket 

Minion. A bully. Gets more aggressive in the fall when it knows it’s dying and just wants to take everyone else with it. Sting hurts like hell but is fine in a few hours. Warning: likes to crawl into food/drinks and lie in wait. 

Paper Wasps

DO NOT ENGAGE. STING FEELS LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING. Admittedly their nests are pretty cool looking BUT NO, DEFINITELY EVIL. 

The Hornet 

In court that day, the judge asked the boy, “Are you afraid?” No, the boy said.

Pipes says the judge seemed surprised, and asked, “Why not?”

Chief’s thesis was that a child who has been abused by an adult can benefit psychologically from the presence of even more intimidating adults that they know are on their side. “When we tell a child they don’t have to be afraid, they believe us,” Arizona biker Pipes told azcentral.com. “When we tell them we will be there for them, they believe us.” ( Article)

They go on runs to protect the child if they feel even the slightest threatened no matter where. If the child needs them to go on vacation with them, they do. Bikers come from across the nation to watch over and take shifts for these kids. And the best part is once you’re adopted into this family as a BACA kid, you’re always one. Even when you’re 40 and the perp gets released from jail, they’ll come meet with you and find your best options for avoiding the person and maintaining the life you’ve built for yourself. Once a BACA child, always a BACA child. In Florida, there’s 100% rate for identifying the perp based on the child’s testimony. Why? Because BACA stands with the child and supports the child so they feel comfortable enough to point out their attacker.