this is not my heart

“Hey, Sena, what have you been doing for the past four years?”  Developing affection for this fucking infant entirely against my will.  I love my foul-mouthed son.

a fun feature of this website that you cant get everywhere else is that you can write a thought out and specific post on a subject you know a lot about, and then someone will add “no no no you dont get it” and then say the exact same thing you did but worse and more condescending. only other place you can access that kind of experience is if youre a woman talking in real life 

Being A Woman Simulator

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

post cancelled, i’ve been made aware of the fact that none of you messy bi bitches capable of flirting in straight either

You’re completely correct.

sam and t'challa strolling around nyc and sam pointing to every stray cat and asking t'challa “do you know him?”

T'challa pointing to every single bird and asking Sam “are you related?”

sam and scott walking around nyc, sam points to an ant and asks “do you know this one?” and scott replies “yes actually. that’s antwanette.”

middle aged facebook women be like I hope they have WINE in prison because i just ran over 2 kids while on a coke bender

You know, that’s fair