Gadzooks.

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

*Hotline Bling plays in sync with the bird dancing*

I am tired and I want to hold hands

I’d get dressed an hour early just to sit in the room n watch my girlfriend get ready n listen to her tell me how she does her eyebrows

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

*showers* *immediately puts the same pajamas back on, but this time with the Good Underwear™*

im alive out of spite

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

*does my makeup as therapy*

the juice is loose

…what the shit did I just watch

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

…ask a stupid question, I guess

…but what question led to THIS?

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

huh. That’s a hell of a thing.

you fuckers don’t know about my punch stab gun