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guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm

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ohhh my god you brought me back a stick i threw? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite the mailman

This is the meanest post on this entire website

me and my friends at the thingamabob and doohickey convention

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

okay done 👍 why am i hurts

Because of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead of important things like eating I think the words “The App” repeatedly untill I close it

Literally nothing more powerful than a girl in her room

....except for a girl who GOES OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!! I rebuke this post from henceforth. I made it when I had an adderall problem.

That’s Odin

He’s actually bad ass

So awesome I love him

So awesome I love him 💝