vampire voice good evening

junkrat sadstuck in whcih someone bathes him and he just dissolves….theres no boy underneath the grime thre never was

th is is a good post but I can’t believe someone used sadstuck to describe a thing in a fandom that isnt homestuck in this, the year of our lord, 0 AH

sadstuck is eternal. show me a term that better describes “pathetic needless angst for the sake of angst reblog if u crie every time” and maybe we can use that but until then sadstuck has transcended its original context and i wont stand for anyone shitting on it

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

I miss Spamton

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

the two headed calf smoking twice as many marlboro red core packs as usual

having the Aviation Accident Investigations Autism™️ has actually done wonders for the way I process and respond to my own fuck-ups

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough