officemaster: you have⦠*rolls dice* successfully transferred the call to your bossā voicemail! you hear the distant ringing of the fellytone from the inner office for a moment before the machine picks up, securely delivering the regional managerās message to its intended recipient.
arthur weasley: *pumps fist in air, high-fives xenophilius lovegood*
sirius black: is it my turn yet?
xenophilius lovegood: i search the supply closet for binder clips.
officemaster: *rolls dice* you find a small cardboard box with three binder clips in it, but in the process of retrieving it from the high shelf, you knock a bottle of toner off. it hits your left pinky toe. *rolls dice* you lose 1 HP.
xenophilius lovegood: best fetch quest EVER.
sirius black: so is it my turn now?
officemaster: no, shut up. remus?
remus lupin: wait, is arthur still at the front desk?
remus lupin: i approach the front desk. *clears throat* āHello, Shirley. Were there any messages for me while I was out?ā
arthur weasley: āYes, Mr. Crumplebottom. Phillip Smythe from home office called about your business trip. I put him through to your voicemail.ā
remus lupin: āGood work! Thank you very much. I shall remeber this come time for your Christmas bonus.ā
sirius black: is it my turn yettt???
officemaster: merlinās balls man, yes, itās your turn
sirius black: i attempt to seduce the visiting sales representative
remus lupin: what? you canāt do that
sirius black: sure i can, i have like 25 charisma points
remus lupin: but weāve all got the casual friday modifier right now, and if you get a sexual harassment lawsuit we canāt advance to the next meeting until the litigation phase is over
sirius black: iām chaotic neutral, what were you expecting?
remus lupin: besides, arthurās receptionist character found out she was married in the last session, remember? you would have to roll a natural 20
arthur weasley: hey, no metagamingāsiriusā character wasnāt there at the time, he was trapped in the fax machine
xenophilius lovegood: i still donāt think thatās how fax machines actually work
sirius black: yeah, arthurās right, i couldnāt have known about that. *shrugs* i attempt to seduce her.
remus lupin: oh my god i hate you so much right now
sirius black: get bent lupin
sirius black: i donāt have to
officemaster: *rolls dice* *winces*
sirius black: what? what happened?