shocking how much of writing is putting down a sentence and then thinking, "okay, but now a less shitty version of that"

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

suddenly the fucking

they must've opened the fridge

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM