ce divorce entre l'homme de sa vie

freak (complimentary)

been laying down a lot lately. nothing to offer anyone anywhere. busy

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

my dead wife. the ad free internet

I wonder how many tiny lil tuna cans you get out of one tuna

what the fuck? tuna are big????

Yeah mate they're fucking massive

i am a dog locked in a car in the summer. the a/c is not on. i do not have water. no music is playing

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha