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"i'd kill for you" okay but would you heal for me?

PLOT TWIST.

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

that's arugula

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

Prostrate Knotweed is my stripper name

esélye sincs az lmbtqi+ gilisztának

@hiwelcometomyshitshow

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

my child will NOT use AI in school, they will cheat with pen and paper and not get caught

te is végignézted a tökpornót, ne csalj

beporozza a báttyal meg az öccsel

20+ éve elköltöztem faluról, de régen ezt a tökök megoldották nélkülünk.

De akkoriban még nem pusztultak ki a méhecskék tonnaszámra

Na.egész jó időt fut már a tumblr. Régen két -három hét is volt, mire megjelent itt egy tiktokról(fujj mocskos kinaiak fujj) származó videó. Most csak egy kellett