glitter tears

im a protected species you fucking asshole

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

rule number one don't tell anyone anything ever

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive