1. do NOT dance in front of me when I'm thinking

Posts that read wildly differently based on self image

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

thats not a bong thats a bing

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

[RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys