WILD SPARKLECAT

funniest childhood memories to look back on are always hands-down the kink formation ones. hey, little me, do you want to explain to anyone why you’re watching the jungle book 2 for the 40th time this week. it’s not even a good movie. would you please stop staring at that snake.

it’s a very distinct sort of feeling as opposed to developing a kink as an adult, when you’ve got a full understanding of kinks and sex and all that. when you’re an adult, you either react with ‘hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me’ or perhaps ‘yayyy yippeee yayyyy’ about figuring something out that you like. but when you’re a kid you go :) wow! i sure do enjoy rewatching the scenes where my favorite characters get depowered and left helpless at their enemy’s feet! i’m sure that’s normal! (Omnipotent Narrator Voice) It Was Not, In Fact, Normal.

im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now

i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

how do i kill everything thats ever lived

feel your feelings and act on all your impulses uncritically :)

thisis a post about becoming a mafia goon

babygirl I’m capable of getting disproportionately upset about things you can’t even begin to comprehend

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

honey? i looked in the files and i noticed something strange. your theme is called "the woman who must kill him" and mine is "he who must die in his lover's arms". weird right? like first of all, my pronouns are they/them.