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cosmically funny to me that we were all getting super mad at the people thinking ralsei having pink eyes = girl at the end of chapter 1 when he did his face reveal
like wasnt there a matpat theory that ralsei was a girl and we were all like what was he cooking, since when was pink = girl a valid theory
and now with chapter 5. god fucking dammit bro itās like just sans is ness theory again where he was basically right but he just didnt have all the parts required to stick the landing
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There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering
bonus:
being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.
being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.
some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"
i feel like a bitch cracking down on it but after all ive seen working in this field i have almost no tolerance for the āperma skinny no eatingā culture invading everything, u r literally giving urself brain damage, u need to get help, u r damning urself to torture when u become old, im gripping ur shoulder eat the fucking cupcake
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I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."
it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesnāt hit that number you get to fire all of them
we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal weāre going to fire every single game developer weāve ever hired ššš
here's a secret: whatever you're doing, you have to root for your peers with all your heart because it forces you to root for yourself too. I've seen people in various spheres of my life (workplaces, education, art, activism) fall into the trap of envy and resentment when they see others succeed while they struggle, and it always always goes hand in hand with them pulling back and giving up and stagnating.
when you let yourself get sour grapes about shit, you tacitly give up on yourself. when you sit around hoping other people will flop and fail so you can catch up to them, you stop trying. it's a fantasy of mediocrity, the vain wish that other people would walk so you could take the gold medal at a jog. wouldn't you rather come last place at 27mph?
the thing is. THE THING IS. Flowery (and the other flowers but especially flowery) adores Asgore so much because he is the literal reason why they are still alive today.
their purpose was to be a demonstration of Asgore's love for Toriel for one day and nothing more, but Asgore has kept them alive for a near 20 years, how could they not love him?
This is why they are so willing to do what is essentially a suicide mission. It doesn't matter if the dark world staying up means their real selves will no longer be able to receive care and they die, they were meant to die a long time ago, they will die one day. Why not die by repaying the person who has kept them alive this whole time?
But Asgore doesn't love them that way. He cared for them because they were a representation of the love between him and Toriel. He kept them alive not because he wanted the flowers themselves to live on, but because Asgore did not want the flowers, the representation of his and Toriel's love to die.
This is why when the dark world was made and the flowers were able to become people to give Asgore the affection that he had always given them Asgore does not reciprocate because the care and love he gave them as flowers was never actually directed towards them.
It is a very unique and fascinating take on an uneven relationship
All this to say, Asgore/Flowery but unrequited on Flowery's end šš
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see if i describe teppu as a martial arts manga nobody cares but when i say it's a tale of a sadistic lesbian and her path to unpack her childhood trauma by beating the shit out of her crush then peoples' heads turn
see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup
oh how the tables
ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think š or ā¤ļø is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise
who thinks š is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"
Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay
I want a plugin for Microsoft Teams that shows all the thumbs up as middle fingers.
I usually hate seeing people being stiffed for their labor but I think itās very funny ICE agents have not been getting their $50k sign on bonus, many are still waiting for their healthcare benefits to kick in and some are complaining they havenāt been getting their paychecks. You sold your soul to the Exploiting and Abusing People Agency and they started exploiting you too? Wow. Crazy.
I heard if they lose their job for any reason within 5 years (likely) they have to pay back the $50k in full. Like before taxes š¤
They don't even get $50k. They get a sign-on bonus of $10k and then $10k/year after that. And that money is taxed really harshly. Like, the IRS yanks at least a couple thousand out of it.
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itās sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mineāan N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said ādamn. never known a woman to chooseā¦practicality over looks.ā
And I just said, āoh. you can go, youāre not getting a drink.ā And he said, āwhat???ā
I said, āsir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.ā
And he was so astonished he didnāt even argue he just turned around and left ššš» it was like he suddenly became self aware
One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, sheās the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, āWell, IāM not walking six miles, Michael! Iāll meet you back at the car!ā and sits right back down!!!!
The expression on his face when he was told that he couldnāt get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationshipā¦ā¦.
i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and heās like āhey. you know what this isā i was like ānah sorryā (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some randoās pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with āheh. you must not read many booksā
i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: āheh. you must not want this beer.ā thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm āplease please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorryā believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed
gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean
I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.
Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we donāt even have free the nipple anymore
feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore
To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless
No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to
It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!
And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade
Free the nipple has to include trans women or else its worthless
