Take Me Away

Love this

Losing an argument when you’re right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire fucking universe

SHOW US HER FACE

SHOW US HER FACE YOU COWARDS!!!!!

Despite the fantastical setting, the most unrealistic thing about SpongeBob is the fact that he’s able to afford his own home as a fast-food cook.

Universities should have a soundproof scream room where you can scream your stress away because this is fucking bullshit.

me and strawberry lemonade svedka

me with patron silver tbh

tbh strawberitas

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

I hadn’t seen the Navy one

That’s the idea

*walks down the hall and trips over 16 servicemen and a reservist*

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

I aint risking it.

10 10 10

Always reblog money cat

We fetishize female breasts to a point where a lot of people are grossed out when they are used for their original purpose.

Every time I read any variation of “2 hours later” it’s in a french accent. Thanks SpongeBob.