now with more bee-filled femslash

people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

they should make a frowny face with three hearts emoji for when you want to convey that even through a very bad mood or tough situation you still feel a wave of affection for the person you are texting

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

Crazy that Toy Story peaked at 3 when half of the audience were convinced that all of our lovable main characters were going to die and they all embraced that death together

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see