now with more bee-filled femslash

*leaves

where are you going

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

hey did anyone hear a single discordant note in the leitmotif just now

i don't care what those tiktok and instagram influencers tell you, have three meals a day!!! have a snack!! have that sweet treat!! have food that makes you feel good!!! especially if you're a woman!! starving yourself to look "desirable" will only make you desirable to people who want you to stay malnourished forever. it's a cycle of misery!!

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human

I'm beyond glad Gooseworx got her account back. But now think about all the other transfems that tumblr staff have targeted who aren't a well known creator like her. No shade to Goose ofc - this shade is entirely pointed towards the neonazi transmisogynistic tumblr staff who've been trying to purge transwomen off the internet for nearly a decade. They're cowards who until this point have gone after vulnerable users, and because fascism is currently ascendant they wanted to see if they could get away with going after someone with notoriety.

top tier character when "what is wrong with them" requires an answer that begins with "How much time do you have"