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netizen is a really cute word for Person On The Internet im surprised i dont see it used in more english language stuff. lets all be netizens of tumblr together.

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

maybe if i isolate myself enough my desire for intimacy will go away

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

my dead wife. the ad free internet

jobs for people who. don’t know how to do anything. computer are you listening to me

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

#my brain deciding what information to retain

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it