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Is Lucifer the avatar of pride because he is gay or is he gay because he is the avatar of pride? Did he come out of the closet or did he just come out of heaven? These are the important questions.
post brought to you by the homoerotic tension between Lucifer and Diavolo 💙
how do i successfully hide a body no glue, no borax?
What on hells is a borax?
Anyway, simply just keep one in your family’s dungeon— what do you mean humans don’t have dungeons?! Damn, well.. Have you tried using cement and a plastic drum? Can you do incineration magic? How good are you at hacking with an axe and digging?
You would think a demon would be more helpful, Dig three feet in your garden and bury it there, the oxygen in the soil helps the body decompose faster. Once finished, put endangered flowers on top so it's illegal to remove those. Yes it is a lot of work but it's worth the effort.
Au contraire, the soil is lacking in oxygen so it would actually decompose slower.
You want to hαck up a bοdy before burying it because it’s the exposure to the insides that makes it decompose faster, giving accessibility to scavengers. The shallowness is just for the convenience of the murderer.
Unless you’re especially trained in handling flora, you will kill the plants before you can use them to hide evidence. Endangered species are difficult to relocate or even plant. Even if you manage, law enforcement can acquire a search warrant, hire an expert to remove the plants then proceed with the investigation. Proof of disturbed soil or suspicion of a bοdy are enough reason to override protective laws on endangered specimen.
Addendum, only the first approximate 12 inches would be well-oxygenated. Beyond that, the factors in how fast a bοdy can decοmpose when directly buried, are going to vary.
Which is why the “bury someone in cement and a plastic drum” method is a classic! After that the ocean does the work for you! (Or Levi, if you can bribe him.)
I’m not blonde because you think I’m going through some rebellious phase regarding Lucifer. I’m blonde because of who he was thinking of when his rage was at his peak.
how do i successfully hide a body no glue, no borax?
What on hells is a borax?
Anyway, simply just keep one in your family’s dungeon— what do you mean humans don’t have dungeons?! Damn, well.. Have you tried using cement and a plastic drum? Can you do incineration magic? How good are you at hacking with an axe and digging?
You would think a demon would be more helpful, Dig three feet in your garden and bury it there, the oxygen in the soil helps the body decompose faster. Once finished, put endangered flowers on top so it's illegal to remove those. Yes it is a lot of work but it's worth the effort.
Au contraire, the soil is lacking in oxygen so it would actually decompose slower.
You want to hαck up a bοdy before burying it because it’s the exposure to the insides that makes it decompose faster, giving accessibility to scavengers. The shallowness is just for the convenience of the murderer.
Unless you’re especially trained in handling flora, you will kill the plants before you can use them to hide evidence. Endangered species are difficult to relocate or even plant. Even if you manage, law enforcement can acquire a search warrant, hire an expert to remove the plants then proceed with the investigation. Proof of disturbed soil or suspicion of a bοdy are enough reason to override protective laws on endangered specimen.
Addendum, only the first approximate 12 inches would be well-oxygenated. Beyond that, the factors in how fast a bοdy can decοmpose when directly buried, are going to vary.
Which is why the “bury someone in cement and a plastic drum” method is a classic! After that the ocean does the work for you! (Or Levi, if you can bribe him.)
I’m not blonde because you think I’m going through some rebellious phase regarding Lucifer. I’m blonde because of who he was thinking of when his rage was at his peak.
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Sorcerer: You’re a thousand times better than that idiot of Solomon.
Mc: Excuse me?
Sorcerer: Oh, come on, we all know that without the demons, he wouldn’t even be a sorcerer. It must be torture to be that incompetent guy’s apprentice.
Mc: …
Solomon: Mc, why did they punish you by sending you back from the Sorcerers' Society' headquarters for three months??!!
Mc: Who knows.
Solomon: Mc…
Mc: *looking away* Maybe… or maybe not, I smashed one of the sorcerers' heads against a wall.
Solomon: …
Mc: …
Solomon: And they just penalized you?? In another situation, they would have expelled you.
Mc: Well *smiling* it turns out they’re the incompetent ones because they need me for the projects they’ve started.
Solomon: Oh *smiling proudly* that’s my apprentice.
Mc: Besides, it seems like a lot of people hated that guy too.
Solomon: I see, but what did he say to make you react like that?
Mc: *looking at Solomon affectionately* Who knows.
Ohh, Satan. The only one making a point to compare Satan to Lucifer is Satan himself. He is entirely his own person, a hard won identity of cats, intelligence, and self control, but he still sees Lucifer. He may have black hair he bleaches and when he sees roots in the mirror he wants to cry at the reminder he is Lucifer's accident baby so he destroys his reflection every time like it isn't his face there. Most of what he does is to avoid being like Lucifer, despite his hatred that makes his whole life centred around his mother in a self imposed cycle of pain. Satan's atrocious style is likely just him trying to avoid looking like Lucifer. The style itself is unusual and a little chaotic just like his mental state regarding his identity which is a foil to Lucifer who is very confident in his identity as a fallen angel and God's ex-fav. Maybe Lucifer had similar issues standing as a mindless extension of an unloving God considering how he hated who he was as an angel but he still found himself amongst his brothers and his convictions, and with that experience he wants Satan to find himself but has no idea what to do to help. Lucifer wants to help his poor child and Satan may only feel better once he gets away from his mother even if he still cares for Lucifer deeply. But even if Satan gets away from Lucifer physically, moving out and having his own place, will he still be consumed by thoughts of being Lucifer? Does moving away physically truly leave those thoughts behind or will Satan still carry Lucifer with him even to the ends of the triworlds where Lucifer is a name no one had heard of?
how do i successfully hide a body no glue, no borax?
What on hells is a borax?
Anyway, simply just keep one in your family’s dungeon— what do you mean humans don’t have dungeons?! Damn, well.. Have you tried using cement and a plastic drum? Can you do incineration magic? How good are you at hacking with an axe and digging?
You would think a demon would be more helpful, Dig three feet in your garden and bury it there, the oxygen in the soil helps the body decompose faster. Once finished, put endangered flowers on top so it's illegal to remove those. Yes it is a lot of work but it's worth the effort.
Au contraire, the soil is lacking in oxygen so it would actually decompose slower.
You want to hαck up a bοdy before burying it because it’s the exposure to the insides that makes it decompose faster, giving accessibility to scavengers. The shallowness is just for the convenience of the murderer.
Unless you’re especially trained in handling flora, you will kill the plants before you can use them to hide evidence. Endangered species are difficult to relocate or even plant. Even if you manage, law enforcement can acquire a search warrant, hire an expert to remove the plants then proceed with the investigation. Proof of disturbed soil or suspicion of a bοdy are enough reason to override protective laws on endangered specimen.
Addendum, only the first approximate 12 inches would be well-oxygenated. Beyond that, the factors in how fast a bοdy can decοmpose when directly buried, are going to vary.
Which is why the “bury someone in cement and a plastic drum” method is a classic! After that the ocean does the work for you! (Or Levi, if you can bribe him.)
how do i successfully hide a body no glue, no borax?
What on hells is a borax?
Anyway, simply just keep one in your family’s dungeon— what do you mean humans don’t have dungeons?! Damn, well.. Have you tried using cement and a plastic drum? Can you do incineration magic? How good are you at hacking with an axe and digging?
You would think a demon would be more helpful, Dig three feet in your garden and bury it there, the oxygen in the soil helps the body decompose faster. Once finished, put endangered flowers on top so it's illegal to remove those. Yes it is a lot of work but it's worth the effort.
Au contraire, the soil is lacking in oxygen so it would actually decompose slower.
You want to hαck up a bοdy before burying it because it’s the exposure to the insides that makes it decompose faster, giving accessibility to scavengers. The shallowness is just for the convenience of the murderer.
Unless you’re especially trained in handling flora, you will kill the plants before you can use them to hide evidence. Endangered species are difficult to relocate or even plant. Even if you manage, law enforcement can acquire a search warrant, hire an expert to remove the plants then proceed with the investigation. Proof of disturbed soil or suspicion of a bοdy are enough reason to override protective laws on endangered specimen.
how do i successfully hide a body no glue, no borax?
What on hells is a borax?
Anyway, simply just keep one in your family’s dungeon— what do you mean humans don’t have dungeons?! Damn, well.. Have you tried using cement and a plastic drum? Can you do incineration magic? How good are you at hacking with an axe and digging?
You would think a demon would be more helpful, Dig three feet in your garden and bury it there, the oxygen in the soil helps the body decompose faster. Once finished, put endangered flowers on top so it's illegal to remove those. Yes it is a lot of work but it's worth the effort.
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Can you do “I feel a sickness for a home I’ve never been” with Lucifer finding MC (platonic or no) going through a depressive episode after coming back late from one of diavolos given (demonic tasks) maybe splattered in a bit of blood, gn mc pls.
If it’s something ur uncomfortable with, take out the depressive episode part.
Ty
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Thank you for the congrats!!
We did receive your follow-up request you asked for instead, but...I was already partially into writing this one haha, sorry! However, here's a somewhat similar Mammon drabble from a previous round, which I hope you'll enjoy it instead!
Also, as a general reminder for everyone - the rules of the prompt game are only prompt, character, and MC/no-MC. This particular scenario request happened to line up pretty well with the idea I had anyway, but we've had a few others come in too, and well, we just like to have our creative freedom with the prompts that come in (⌒_⌒;) So please keep in mind that if you send in a very specific scenario, your request may be ignored.
“I feel a sickness for a home I’ve never been.” - Lucifer/MC
content warning: blood, MC depression, imagined MC death
Maybe a walk through the gardens, alone so late at night, isn't the best idea you've ever had.
You shiver, the thin fabric of your pajamas offering you little protection from the chill of the Devildom's unending night. You probably should have changed before coming out here, or at least brought a jacket, but you hadn't thought about that. Really, you hadn't thought much at all when you'd fled your room, except that you needed to get out, now, right now, or you were going to suffocate under the weight of your own thoughts.
Of course, now you're alone with your thoughts and cold.
At least it feels a little easier to breathe out here in the fresh air. The cool is soothing against your aching, tear-shot eyes. You feel the restlessness coiled in your muscles dissipating a little with each soft rustle of soil beneath your feet.
One step after another, you wind your way through the rose-dotted hedges, as if hoping that getting lost in the labyrinthine greenery will make you feel less lost in your head. The full moon glows brightly above you, lighting your way. It's larger here than in the human world, or maybe just closer. If you shut your eyes, you can picture it getting even closer still -- bigger, heavier, sinking, falling, pressing down, down, down, until the luminous weight of it could just crush you where you stand, and --
"MC? What are you doing out here so late?"
Your eyes fly open, startled, and you find yourself greeted by an equally startled-looking Lucifer, just now arriving home. Lines of dark ichor drip around his face, and when he quickly moves to wipe them from your view, it's to little success as you realize his gloves, along with all the rest of his uniform, are just as bloodied.
You want to comment on that fact, but he beats you to it, face full of worry as he rushes up to you. "Wait, you've been crying. What's wrong?"
Your lip trembles with trepidation. As much as you love him, you don't usually confess all your concerns so easily. But neither can you keep it in anymore; you've been drowning in these feelings all night, and they're about to spill out whether you want them to or not.
"I don't want to go back."
He puts an arm around you, puzzled but concerned, and you latch onto him like a lifeline. As the tears start to well up again, you bury your face against his viscera-soaked coat, and awkwardly, he wraps you into a comforting embrace, trying his best not to get the splatter onto you. After a moment, though, he quickly gives up on those efforts, deciding to just hug you tighter, blood on his chest be damned. It doesn't matter if you get the stains on you too -- right now, you just need this. You need him.
"I know the exchange program is only for a year, and then I'm supposed to go home -- right? It's coming up really, really soon. And I should be happy about that, because the human world was my home, and my whole life got left behind when I got pulled down here, and -- I think most people would miss it. Most people would want to go back, wouldn't they? But -- I don't. I don't want to go back! I was never happy in the human world!"
You cling to him harder as you talk, afraid to let go, as if the moment you do, everything around you will disappear. But the ever-assured Avatar of Pride's embrace is solid and warm around you, and he doesn't make any move to pull away. So, through haggard breath, you continue.
"I was never happy there like I've been happy here. I never fit in there. But this is the Devildom, and I'm a human, not a demon, and -- it's not like I can stay, right? In the end, I'm just a guest here, and guests are supposed to go home. But the closer it gets, the more it feels like there's nowhere for me to go. If I have to leave, I don't have a place that feels like home! I don't belong anywhere else!"
As you keep spilling the thoughts that have been plaguing you all night, he stays there, holding you patiently, listening quietly and letting your sobs hiccup against him. Gradually, little by little, your fingers stop gripping the fabric of his uniform quite so tightly. You let yourself relax into him a little more. You're not ready to let go just yet, but he doesn't ask you to. And finally, when it seems like you've calmed down, your breaths soft and steadied into his shoulder, he starts to speak.
"You know, we're here now, but back when we were angels, I used to call the Celestial Realm my home. It was the only one I'd ever known. And it is beautiful there -- how light falls on everything to give it warmth. I almost think I miss it, sometimes."
Lucifer's words are slow and careful, as if piecing together a confession that he's never let himself put into words before. He pauses, letting the admission linger in the air for a moment, then sighs.
"I don't miss it, though, not really. I wasn't happy there. There were problems, doubts that I ignored for a long time, until I couldn't ignore them anymore. What I feel is a sickness for a home I've never been. The Celestial Realm isn't actually that place that I miss. After we were cast out, what mattered was that my brothers and I belonged together. We made a new home here, as a family."
He holds you tight, pressing a gentle, reassuring kiss to the top of your head.
"And if you think you're just a guest to us, you're sorely mistaken. You're part of our family now too. I'll talk to Diavolo tomorrow. We'll figure it out. Because if that's how you feel, then this is your home too -- with us."
Since I did the brothers I should probably do the side characters as well, so I am.
Side Characters x Mc
Solomon is a subtly touchy person. He'll put his arm around Mc and they won't even notice until he starts pressing himself into them. He probably hasn't had the touch of another real human in centuries except maybe a few one night stands, so any touch from Mc is welcome.
Solomon likes hugging Mc from behind by wrapping them in his jacket. He cuddles the jacket later because it still smells like them.
Solomon likes being the little spoon, mostly to shove his face in Mc's chest. Their heartbeat is something he loves to listen to.
Solomon will give many hugs, but it takes a moment before he realises someone is giving him one. He can't usually fathom anyone actually giving him a hug with how long he's gone without one.
Diavolo is physically too big for most people to wrap their arms around him but he loves being the little spoon.
Diavolo gives Lucifer and Mc all the hugs he can since Barbatos' hugs were rare for "professionalism" and his father's were, not nonexistent but not the best and pretty rare. He will take all the hugs he can be given.
Diavolo gets so happy when he receives a hug his wings pop out so he immediately wraps them around Mc (or Lucifer) to make it look intentional.
Diavolo's hugs are often bone breaking and one should proceed with caution. He'll cry if someone else initiates a hug.
Barbatos is not the most cuddly, but his hugs are always nice and warm. He's more of a pat on the back type of man for the sake of general composure and keeping his air of mystery.
Barbatos tail has a slippery cold feeling so it isn't quite the best for cuddling, unless Mc is into that of course. If he feels it necessary, like if Mc won't stop bothering him when his hands are full, he'll wrap it around their clothes.
Barbatos is the big spoon, he isn't exactly little spoon material unless Mc is bigger than him.
He won't be the first to initiate a hug unless Mc needs a hug. They have to ask if they want any.
Hugs from Simeon feel like going home to a loving place. This may have more to do with him being angel than like Lucifer's case of experience in care but it is most likely both.
Simeon's wings are very warm and fluffy, being wrapped up in them is a wonderful experience he's willing to give anyone close to him if they need comfort.
Simeon is good as either big or little spoon, but most people want him to be their big spoon. Cuddling in his arms after a rough day is absolute heaven.
Simeon loves giving his friends hugs and is more than happy to receive one even if it is unexpected.
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