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You just want me dead lmao, however I am an entity that will not be killed so easily so have one Bald-batos. I made his ears pointy since they were hidden by his hair anyway. @butler-barb I am not regretful but I have done so with trust that you have some form magic to grow it back.
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i just read ur autistic lucifer and its so good i feel like hed understand a neurodivergent mc so well he'd mama hen them into having all their needs fulfilled
we love a good Momcifer, so we're getting a Momcifer and little bit of the others.
Lucifer has a bunch of fidget toys in his desk for Mc, they were already there for Leviathan (and himself which he denies) but now there are more.
Lucifer only remembers to eat because he needs to remind Mc to eat. No one remembers water.
Mc needs a quiet space for homework? His office. They need noise and a little clutter or else the vibes are off? Technically also his office, he has records for noise and some papers that can sit on the corner of the table to create clutter.
If Mc has medication for anything like adhd then Lucifer will remind them in the designated times.
If Mc has adhd specifically, Lucifer starts to think Mammon has it and readjusts his stance on Mammon's behaviour a little because it's not just "bad behaviour" anymore.
Lucifer helps Mc prepare meals that will last a week so they don't have to think about making food for a while unless Beel raids the fridge, but somehow Beel always avoids their meals.
Lucifer already had human realm food on hand when Mc first showed up since no one is going to expect the human to just suddenly love food that looks very unusual. Luckily some of them were Mc's safe foods, which are always stocked if possible.
Lucifer tried every food in the Devildom so he could help his brothers get used to the unusual cuisine since he was the only one to have tried them before. He can tell mc the texture and taste of each ingredient and dish so they might feel brave enough to try. If they hate it then Beel can have it so there's no guilt over potentially wasted food.
Lucifer gets them accommodations at RAD but the ones implemented are so much better than human ones. Instead of extended time on tests, they get the same hour except they have a stopwatch where they can take as many breaks as needed to stare out a window or doodle on scrap paper before returning to the test.
If Mc has vocal stims Lucifer will repeat them back to Mc in confusion.
If Mc is any form of nonverbal he just gives them a whiteboard to write words on until he discovers AAC devices or Mc finds some form of app to do it.
Lucifer will let Mc rant about their special interest in his office and he might talk about his own giving mc some nice connections with him.
My the brothers father have mercy on whoever has the gall to make fun of Mc in that weird way where people pretend to be nice as some odd form of bullying. Lucifer will uppercut them directly to his father's front door.
Lucifer has only once ever asked Mc to stop stimming but that was because Solomon was messing with him and said human limbs can fall off if overused such as hands being waved too hard and such.
Lucifer's solution if Mc is overstimulated is to throw his jacket over them. It muffles the noise and they can't see any lights so it removes the problem.
Touch averse Mc but they are also super touch starved? Like that isn't something Lucifer has experienced, he offers hugs but never forces them, it's nice.
since the house regularly gets flooded by Leviathan, Lucifer will make sure Mc is up on something with him so neither of them get their socks wet.
sheep's right tho, shading is a bitch sometimes, especially around the ear. There is also editing the background to make sure you don't look like one of those zombies with hair just existing in random spots.
“I just…I just wanted to be of use to Lucifer. Wantin’ to do something for someone else, wantin’ to be of use to them…that’s a good thing, right? So, I never thought twice about doin’ whatever I thought I had to, ‘cause I told myself I was doin’ it for Lucifer. I never even stopped to think that it might cause trouble for someone else. But the way I thought back then…it was naïve. And lately, it’s been gettin’ clearer and clearer to me just how naïve. I’m startin’ to see through it… And it’s real, real scary…”
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DiaLuci and a bunch of friendship in which Barbatos calls Lucifer in the middle of the night because the Young Master’s been cursed/infected by a rather brutal plant he accidentally got into. Barbatos gave Dia the cure but he’s going to be in a lot of pain for a few hours.
So Lucifer rushes to the Demon Lord castle. He hears his boyfriend screaming and immediately comforts him. Dia gives him the biggest sad puppy eyes while sweating and crying. Lucifer kisses him and promises him he won’t leave until he’s okay.
Lucifer wants to help Barbatos make medicinal teas and other healing things but every time they try to leave, Dia gives them the worst puppy eyes and starts crying. So Lucifer contacts his brothers for emergency help.
They all arrive. Lucifer stays by Diavolo’s side and tells him stories of the Celestial Realm and Levi’s latest anime craze. Mammon and Asmo almost set the kitchen on fire when they try to make medicinal tea, so Barbatos rushes to help.
Beel and Belphie put on a hand puppet show for Dia. Levi lets Dia play with his game as long as he can. Satan reads Dia his detective novels. Mammon goes and buys a whole bunch of medicinal stuff from the store. Barbatos and Asmo massage Diavolo’s shoulders.
Dia wakes up to find all of them sleeping at his bedside. Lucifer’s head is on his chest.
Mephisto rushes to the castle after nighttime meetings he couldn’t get away from. He finds Barbatos and the brothers sleeping at Diavolo’s bedside. And then of course there’s Lucifer.
Mephisto turns to leave, thinking he’s not needed. He failed his Lord Diavolo. But then-
Diavolo asks him to come back and tell him about his meetings. Barbatos wakes up and Mephisto ends up making breakfast for everyone with Barbatos’ help.
All the brothers and Mc all have their own bathrooms connected to their rooms, but the some have to use the guest bathroom because Mammon broke his sink but insists he knows how to fix it (he fucks it up worse but won't let anyone else touch it to prove he is competent) Satan filled his with books, Beel keeps eating the sink and Belphegor turns their tub into a pillow fort.
Lucifer technically has a level of legal custody over his brothers allowing him to more easily cover for them as a legal guardian even if they are adults, he occasionally threatens to hand custody to Barbatos if he's been worked into the ground which happens at least once a week.
Asmo got mad Lucifer looked hot with a beard after Beel ate his shaving cream (it's not Beel's fault it looks like whipped cream).
Mammon's luck does rub off on his brothers the way it does to Mc. Satan won the lottery six times in a row and then fell down the stairs.
Beel is very good at looking upset when he gets pranked because then Mammon will but him a lot of food.
Lucifer has never kicked his brothers out of the house, but Leviathan will dramatically act like he was whenever Lucifer makes him touch grass.
Asmo cried over an ex in front of Levi and Leviathan's response was the most awkward hug ever and an offer to dox whoever it was.
Satan threatens to leave and take Mc with him at least twice a week, Mammon jumps him every time because Mc has been kidnapped enough and if anyone was gonna take them away it will be him.
Mammon lets Beel hug him as hard as he likes and hides how all his ribs are broken, all of them, Lucifer will heal him he always does.
Satan, reluctantly, brings Lucifer water when Lucifer is in his office.
Lucifer threw Belphegor through a window because Belphe asked if Diavolo could lay on his stomach normally, and then Mammon and Asmo got thrown for asking Lucifer how he got a big tiddy sugar daddy so they could get one.
Asmo has literal skeletons in his closet that the brothers ignore, except Leviathan who decided to name them all while the internet was out.
Belphegor puts his laundry in with Leviathan's and Lucifer's since they use the nice fabric softener, technically Asmo does too but Belphegor knows he's not getting anywhere near Asmo's clothes without permission.
Beelzebub and Belphegor like using magic to swap colours from time to time just to trip up Mammon, who starts saying both their names at once. Beelphegor? Belphebub?
So I like making my blorbos suffer, we all know this, so I have decided to give Lucifer my executive dysfunction and I actually have a base for it. If he was as perfect as he says he is, his work would not be taking as long to complete even if it is a lot. He's already got the hyper focus, working for several days with zero breaks, so he gets the dysfunction and doodles on random scrap paper so it doesn't end up on his paperwork. Bro tries to solve a math problem he knows is easy and his brain says "no, stare at the fireplace while listening to your brothers having fun and wishing you could join them but you have to be the responsible parent, the kind of parent that God never was" so he tries forcing himself when his brain doesn't want to and by the time Lucifer leaves his office it has been two months and his body doesn't remember what water even is and the only reason he isn't malnourished is because Mammon brought him (and Leviathan) sandwiches after Beel failed to not eat them. The whole time Lucifer thinks it's normal for brains to not work since Mammon and Leviathan had that problem but he's the only one that was forced to power through while under the impression that everyone else was suffering as much as he was but somehow doing better. Imagine the horror Lucifer would have when he finds out that it's not normal, especially since he has also been trying to force Mammon power through executive dysfunction so he can make it through life kinda normally. Once again big brother Luci has been struggling unnecessarily.
So I like making my blorbos suffer, we all know this, so I have decided to give Lucifer my executive dysfunction and I actually have a base for it. If he was as perfect as he says he is, his work would not be taking as long to complete even if it is a lot. He's already got the hyper focus, working for several days with zero breaks, so he gets the dysfunction and doodles on random scrap paper so it doesn't end up on his paperwork. Bro tries to solve a math problem he knows is easy and his brain says "no, stare at the fireplace while listening to your brothers having fun and wishing you could join them but you have to be the responsible parent, the kind of parent that God never was" so he tries forcing himself when his brain doesn't want to and by the time Lucifer leaves his office it has been two months and his body doesn't remember what water even is and the only reason he isn't malnourished is because Mammon brought him (and Leviathan) sandwiches after Beel failed to not eat them. The whole time Lucifer thinks it's normal for brains to not work since Mammon and Leviathan had that problem but he's the only one that was forced to power through while under the impression that everyone else was suffering as much as he was but somehow doing better. Imagine the horror Lucifer would have when he finds out that it's not normal, especially since he has also been trying to force Mammon power through executive dysfunction so he can make it through life kinda normally. Once again big brother Luci has been struggling unnecessarily.
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I have a list of reasons. It makes me giggle, it improves my art skills in shading, it's my spiritual mission, and it's a display of affection since squeezing you and your brothers to death would be very bad for your health.
the other option was kidnapping and keeping you in my basement, however even if I put everything you ever wanted in the basement you'd be unhappy without your brothers and I can't nab ALL of you.
So I like making my blorbos suffer, we all know this, so I have decided to give Lucifer my executive dysfunction and I actually have a base for it. If he was as perfect as he says he is, his work would not be taking as long to complete even if it is a lot. He's already got the hyper focus, working for several days with zero breaks, so he gets the dysfunction and doodles on random scrap paper so it doesn't end up on his paperwork. Bro tries to solve a math problem he knows is easy and his brain says "no, stare at the fireplace while listening to your brothers having fun and wishing you could join them but you have to be the responsible parent, the kind of parent that God never was" so he tries forcing himself when his brain doesn't want to and by the time Lucifer leaves his office it has been two months and his body doesn't remember what water even is and the only reason he isn't malnourished is because Mammon brought him (and Leviathan) sandwiches after Beel failed to not eat them. The whole time Lucifer thinks it's normal for brains to not work since Mammon and Leviathan had that problem but he's the only one that was forced to power through while under the impression that everyone else was suffering as much as he was but somehow doing better. Imagine the horror Lucifer would have when he finds out that it's not normal, especially since he has also been trying to force Mammon power through executive dysfunction so he can make it through life kinda normally. Once again big brother Luci has been struggling unnecessarily.
