The Fourth-Born

Evoles ut ira breve nefas sit; regna!

Hello there, I’m pleased to make your acquaintance. I’m Satan, the Avatar of Wrath and the fourth-born of the Seven Rulers; any and all matters pertaining to wrath and retribution are under my authority to govern. But, that’s not quite what you’re here for, is it?

Unless it is, the cycle of karma is everlasting after all.

As part of Lord Diavolo’s vision to bridge the relations of the three realms, my brothers and I were tasked to become more… easily approachable, though I think I already am. Leviathan and Asmodeus went on a tangent about the efficiency of blogs such as this, and I for one agree with them, but I digress.

Oh and if you have any cats… I would appreciate seeing them. Thank you very much.

A few rules, so everything goes smooth-sailing for us:

🐈 NSFW asks are okay but please don’t start smut threads.

🐈 Be respectful. Spewing hate is a waste of your time and mine.

🐈 Please be patient, rest assured I will get back to you.

🐈‍⬛ Tag regarding asks and answers will be: #stnmail and #nekonook for cat pictures.

🐈‍⬛ #drunktan for my inebriated Q&A session (ugh), #nyatan and solomeown for my feline adventures with Solomon.

(Asks meant for the mod will be tagged with: #spadesays)

I look forward to lending my knowledge to whatever inquiry you may have— and I, in turn, am eager to learn from you.

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I would like to send my deepest gratitude to @/savemebeel for the banner I’m using. They did a phenomenal job.

-@solomon-the-wise

Any tips for if you are a giant dork and have a crush on someone who's like super fucking awesome and cool

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You lot put so much faith in someone who’s only a romantic in theory.. Very well.

I believe people like that don’t really want to be seen for the things they are able to do, they’re probably so used to it already. So, forget what separates you both. Approach them as respectfully and as kindly as you can, make the most of the moments you can talk and be earnest.

Truly what a difficult question.. Even though I’m partial to Siamese cats, it’s only by a small margin because— all cats are enjoyable! But, rare breeds you say..? Hm, one does come to mind.

enjoy!

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I wish I had anything good to say, except when I confessed to Solomon, I got drunk, wallowed in misery, and he had to climb my window just so we could talk.

Truthfully, you’re more than welcome to plan a pleasant surprise, like a letter or their favorite treat.