Hhuuuzah

me getting a blood transfusion: can you see if you have any gay blood in the back?

thats literally illegal, gays cant donate blood

can you just check for me

ah yes peaches……… the lesbian apple

plums .. the goth peach

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

Purgatory

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

Their heart is in the right place

i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby

Men Speaking Nearby, colorized, c. 2019, artist unknown

bro shut the fuck up im analyzing homoerotic subtext