"SOUND THE ALARM"

some sketches from this year that I remember to finally post

Make her shorter if you must

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Captain Aquavita and The Silent mermaid Dumá’h ⚓️

Get them on my VGEN !!

Knife Master: OPEN

(Comes with extra pre-made bust sketch)

Ink Dweller: OPEN

one time in 11th grade i wen tto go fuck this girl right. so like i was nervous right. on the way to her apartment, i fart, and slick boo boo on the sly yknow, on the sneak. like lil ssquirt.but im like shit…..it aint too much. i get to her door. i am about to take a fuckin knock…when i decide..shit just go home brah and check real quick man just in case. okay so. home home home, unlock the door, breathe in, sigh, my dick is still hard, then i see like lil yellow quirt doo doo in my underwear. i sittin there with a hard dick and squirt doo in my underwear like a a gotdam kindergartnerl. hard ass dick and squirt doo doo yknow just like kindergarten. iwas about to pull a world trade type mission on this hoe. i was about to go in head first with the misery liquid the gotdam “no self control” liquid in my draws and asshole. on a gotdam undercover mission

its dinner time

but a gangsta cookin pancakes