Gods damn this thing can read us like a fuckin book

#the dragon and the town are actually relatively amicable  #the dragon eats a few sheep a month  #and the last warlord who tried to put the place to the sword got roasted alive because excuse me those are my sheep farmers  #however the Dragon’s Children are another matter  #in this the dragon is not an intelligent creature per se but it can understand that the people maintain the delicious wooly things  #and should not be killed  #it’s a sort of symbiotic association  #its goose children terrorising the village though is Not Its Business

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don’t worry everyone, this isn’t anything to worry about :)

The foreigners at the heart of Tuesday’s Supreme Court hearing could hardly be a starker contrast to the nine justices sitting in Washington. Six Malian former child slaves were trafficked to Ivory Coast and forced to work up to 14 hours a day, six days a week, without pay, in the backbreaking harvest of cocoa beans, according to the lawsuit brought on their behalf against the two companies. The lawsuit says they slept on the ground under armed guard to prevent them from escaping. Ivory Coast and Mali supply about 70% of the world’s cocoa beans, including large quantities to U.S. chocolate companies. In October, a report commissioned by the U.S. Department of Labor found that 1.5 million children work on cocoa farms, despite repeated promises over the years by the $100 billion industry to try to root out the practice.

This is your "free" market and "free" trade behind closed doors.

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why is this simultaneously the mandatory heartbreak scene in romcoms and every long distance phone call ever

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