I ATE MY DAD, I'LL EAT YOUR DAD, FUCK YOU

they just put the dead flag blues by godspeed you! black emperor on kidz bop 54

and the playground is all muddy with a thousand lovely water slides

logically I Know it's an irrational thought to have but it still irritates me to no end when stuff that's super popular gets the exact intended emotional reaction out of me

me, with tears in my eyes: how will I ever recover. I fell for it, like some kind of The Masses

we have GOT to cut to the fucking feeling

playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

we need you to come in. there's a guy running around with a knife slicing everyone so we had to send tina home.