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i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

Dragon gf trotting up to you, licking across your entire face, and trotting away

if you told fluttershy you were therian youd have to explain it to her and she'd say, "Oh, that's nice." and seem like she didn't get it at first but next time you're at her house she'd set out a bowl of theriotype appropriate food that your body is still capable of digesting and treat you gently like the animal you are and as you eventually go to leave and express your gratitude she would say something like "Of course, this is a safe place for animals of all shapes and sizes." and then maybe a week later the two of you smoke weed and fu

sometimes i wish i was just a fuzzy little bug. fuzzy bugs dont have to deal with seasonal depression or existential dread. they just bug.

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

the way many people who aren't transfem talk about harry potter i'm gonna be honest i expected the books to suck you off and put three thousand dollars in your bank account or something

People ask me how I come up with inspirational quotes or my silly writing style but I'll be honest I just rip off they might be giants

you can use your paws to cause events

"X did nothing wrong" actually no, X did a lot of things wrong. X fucked up. But I also know that people like X live their lives under a microscope, and that accusations against them tend to get magnified by bias both conscious and unconscious alike, and frankly it scares the crap out of me that you have not only chosen not to question what you've heard, but that you are seeking such drastically disproportionate vengeance on a total stranger. that's not normal.

if your personal philosophy of justice does not afford someone the right to go on with their life after fucking up, i am afraid of you.

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.