Bugs and Girls

sleeps with my paws curled up so cutely

Those are the worst photos of a rabbit ever taken. I'm in love with your weird dog and his emotional support dust pile

its not my account without her. also she does seaspeak and tummy slaps. also dating an orca trans girl (#t4t sealife)

black coded too....I forgot how popular crystal is....good for her

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

what they dont warn you about becoming a polyamorous trans lesbian is that all the girls you're seeing might become dollgirls or plushies and you wake up one day and you've become "that grown woman who has a bunch of dolls"

When i said I made her fat here I meant I made her more my level of fatness

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

dragons being light and optimized for flying means a dragon of substantial size can lay on you without crushing you

you need to get fluffier