autumn-azalea

so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately

do they think... that prologues and epilogues... which take place within the story and are very much inside of the same book as the rest of the pages... don't count as part of the book....???.....

the utter ecstasy of "is that lavENDER?" is what sells it for me

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

When god closes a door I shove my sword through the gap at the bottom and swipe at his ankles