queer machine cultist

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

So many people seem to implicitly have this idea that on your 18th (or 25th) birthday a second stork arrives and gives you your sexual orientation, gender identity, and sex drive. Before that happens you just have no idea about any it and if you think you do it's because you have been corrupted by porn or "social contagion" or "gay recruitment" or whatever.

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

"This town is full of very very small criminals...."

I was going to say “weird and arbitrary things are marked with the threat of execution” but yours is funnier

stealing a pushie from you and a week later i send you a video of your plushie doing a cross eyed double peace sign and reading off a peace of paper about how it doesn't care about you anymore and loves me

people are saying this is the cruelest post i have ever made

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

you are a sexual pervert