you don't get lucky twice

Happy anniversary to this post 💕🌈♿️

the fascinating thing about being abused is that years later youre gonna be there sitting around going "okay so what now". cause like theres no instruction manual is there

youre gonna be buying groceries and then youre gonna remember you went through all that for literally no good reason and youre gonna go Oh Okay and put paper towels in your bag or whatever

we as a society should start a fun little game where u can go to a place where a lot of highly trained people will look at your physical condition and check it against known medical knowledge to diagnose what is wrong with you and then treat you for it

for disability pride month I’d like to give a special shoutout to the word ow

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

what do people without mental illnesses even think about

something you have to understand is that sometimes a three star film is better than a four and a half star film and that's just the way it is

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

mark for absolutely no reason: hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to my new movie project where we have our new set design known as the Torment Nexus where i will get rattled around in a metal tube and drown in gallons of blood not because im a masochist but because i want to see if my body can take it

I tried diagramming this and it turned into a tumbleweed and floated away.

"Fill up," he says.