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Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

like to think im not overtly fuckable but perhaps more along the lines of a hack or tool u saw online n thought “theres no way tht feels good” n then ur in the bathroom w ur dick in a rubber glove between two sponges in a cup

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

very amused imagining a 24/7 total power exchange dom who controls what their sub reads and they only let them read like james patterson

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

Hello Papyrus