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"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

i can hear through the screen when someone says “yall” because they absorbed it online and not because theyve ever said that shit irl

with enough meditation one can achieve a sufficiently attuned level of conciousness, where you may also learn to differentiate between the monoanglophones who just picked that up for unknown reasons, and the people who hate how most common vernacular english doesn't have a second-person plural, and would rather go with that one than go naked.

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

kind of alarming how the concept of slurs has been transformed into a silly kind of word rather than an expression of prejudice

kind of alarming how the concept of slurs has been transformed into a silly kind of word rather than an expression of prejudice

image description: a cartesian plane with color-coded quadrants. the x-axis goes from 'sex scenes' to 'no sex scenes' and the y-axis goes from 'food looks good' to 'food looks horrible' /end description

Amusingly, the first big boom in mainstream popularity for the YouTube video essay format happened circa 2018, so this post actually very slightly pre-dates the Video Essay Era.

Touches the mushy dirt and looks at the stars in the sky. Mutuals reblogging patterns are unusual. The apocalypse draws near

You mean Scoopy

Whole house undiagnosed